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Happy Hour News Congressman praises heckling of war protesters, including 1 who made monkey gestures at Black woman JACKSON, Miss. (AP) — Israel-Hamas war demonstrations at the University of Mi...

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Cat is a hunter, and apparently holds a grudge. (Direct link: https://www.tiktok.com/@max20499/video/7361816247945760042)

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/04/midday-palate-cleanser-2132/

This new add (and the discussion on MSNBC about it) is a knock-out punch:

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The big news Friday from the trial is that: Hope Hicks testified that the Access Hollywood tape shook the campaign. Hicks said Trump told her that “it was better to be dealing with it now, and ...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/04/vulgarmort-loses-hope-the-trial-day-11/

Grifters “After a long-standing position of ruling it out, more open to it. It’s getting more real, it’s revving up.” —Puck News And just as added context recall that Fratsputin had be...

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…especially on Star Wars Day (And May the 4th be with you, too, my dudes), but we would be remiss if we did not alert you that our pal Burr Deming has posted his best-of-the-web links complete ...

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Me too, bub.

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Quick! Someone make pancakes er, popcorn! Mommie and daddy, er, Rep. 3-Toes and Jeebus Johnson are fighting again: Greene devoted a majority of her 30-minute news conference to discussing Johnson...

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Well, it’s not the Cool Jerk. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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