From “Not That Kind of Dog: Lena Dunham’s Puppy Tells You What She’s ‘Learned’.” At first I thought we were just playing a game. I like to play games, games with sticks, games with ba...
“Don, I gotta admit, all this talk of rifles and lovers makes me a bit uncomfortable. What if something like that DID happen?” “It happens every day, Ed. This is America: people get shot.�...
“Don, do you ever think that there must be more to this?” “We’re a Resale shop: we resell things. That pretty much covers it.” “No — I mean Life: it just feels like it is the same t...
https://betamax3000.wordpress.com/2014/10/26/im-not-sure-i-like-that-new-don/
“I don’t think I can do it anymore…” “Don’t say that, Larry, don’t say it!” “It is the just the same thing, day after day…” “People NEED you, Larry, they depend on you!”...
Turtles All The Way Down, or Riffing in ‘C’ Sharp. “The Crack Emcee is the Truth-teller and the Trickster, he is the Jokerman: he is the Black Conservative who has found his own ‘Slow Tra...
https://betamax3000.wordpress.com/2014/09/21/turtles-all-the-way-down-or-riffing-in-c-sharp/
Making progress on the first draft of stand-up. Currently thinking when this first draft is done I’ll record an audio run-through, possibly post it on YouTube for some feedback, get used to he...
….just a sampler of pieces that I like out of the hundreds. Many are one of a set (sexbots. James the Non-Racist Slave Owner, etc), feel free to explore through Categories. Removing my teeth vo...
https://betamax3000.wordpress.com/2014/09/04/not-necessarily-a-top-twenty/
Might be light-to-nonexistent on the ‘comedy’ commentary for awhile. As I stated on an Althouse post “Betamax3000 is tired of Betamax3000.” I know: third-person is irritating. Inarticul...
https://betamax3000.wordpress.com/2014/09/03/the-future-has-many-pasts/
What if it’s True, Man?” Guy says: I know Charlie Manson was OUT THERE, man, but sometimes you gotta be far out to know what’s gonna happen on the inside, you dig? I mean, maybe the Beatles...
https://betamax3000.wordpress.com/2014/09/01/charlie-and-yoko-dont-need-no-clothes-dig/
Starbucks Sensual Pick-up Guy says: I see you like soy in your Americano, I find that enticing. Soy milk is milk of the earth: there is something very sensual about it, don’t you agree? No? I c...