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Enemy : when a history lecturer spots his doppelgänger in the background of a movie scene he becomes increasingly fascinated by the actor. Quite a difficult film to articulate, this probably fal...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2018/02/11/enemy/

Possession (Original Cut): follows the breakdown of a relationship between an international spy and his increasingly disturbed wife. Highly stylized, the masterful direction immediately jumps out...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2018/02/05/possession/

Spring Breakers: to fund their Spring Break, a ‘curvaceous quartet’ of gals rob a diner, which leads them to a decadent gangbanger rapper called “Alien”. Not one to watch with your parent...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2018/01/29/spring-breakers/

El topo: a surreal wild-west-type cowboy tale that’s heavy on the religious symbolism and appeared to have been conceived (& filmed) whilst on all of the drugs. The biggest thing this film has ...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2018/01/03/el-topo/

LOGAN : as Professor X’s health deteriorates Logan has to keep him – and the first new mutant in years – safe from all the bad guys. This is unlike any other big superhero film you’ve see...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2017/12/18/logan/

Blade Runner (The Final Cut): A retired replicant hunter (aka a Blade Runner) must return to track down four fugitive android impostors in 2019 Los Angeles. It’s unbelievable to think that this...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2017/10/05/blade-runner-the-final-cut/

The Love Witch: a modern-day witch is testing her potions on handsome men in a quest to find true love. I don’t think I’ve seen a more accurate and loving homage to retro-cinema… the satura...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2017/07/21/the-love-witch/

The Autopsy of Jane Doe: two small-town coroners investigate a fresh “Jane Doe”, whose cause of death becomes increasingly difficult to pin down as they learn about the body. This film is the...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2017/06/30/the-autopsy-of-jane-doe/

De Palma: two directors plonk a camera in front of legendary director Brian De Palma, and he discusses his turbulent career, warts ‘n’ all. This kicks off with a brief history of his journey ...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2017/05/05/de-palma/

Witchtrap (AKA – The Presence / The Haunted): before leasing out his family home, a warlock’s son calls in some parapsychologists to rid the house of evil spirits. For a low-budget late 80s B...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2017/04/18/witchtrap/

Deathgasm: after playing a very old piece of music, newly-formed metal band accidentally unleash evil spirits on their hometown. If you even remotely like any kind of Rock or Metal music this fil...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2017/03/21/deathgasm/

Marshland (La isla minima): two out-of-favour Madrid detectives are sent out to the middle of nowhere to investigate the disappearance of two girls; they soon uncover a serial killer and potentia...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2017/02/17/marshland/

Hardcore Henry (Хардкор): when he is resurrected with no memory and new robotic limbs, Henry must save his kidnapped wife from a telekinetic psychopath who has plans to weaponise a robo-ar...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2017/02/13/hardcore-henry/

Hatchet: a boatful of tourists go on a haunted swamp tour and end up coming face to face with a local superstition… the murderous Victor Crowley. There’s some strong horror ancestry in here;...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/12/21/hatchet/

  Kickboxer: Vengeance – when his brother is killed in an underground deathmatch by the brutal Tong Po, a young fighter plots his revenge with the help of a master fighter (JCVD). I love mart...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/12/06/kickboxer-vengeance/

Dear God NO! : a murderous outlaw biker gang kill their rivals and hide out in the woods, where they meet a crazy scientist and big foot… I think.  Yup, here’s another ‘nasty nostalgia’ ...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/11/18/dead-god-no/

Vice Principals: when a school principal retires and the vice principals are passed over for a promotion they form an unlikely tag team to take their new boss down. Not unlike most Danny McBride ...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/10/28/vice-principals/

Heavy Metal: animated action-fantasy anthology movie for adults. Technically, it should really be called “Heavy Metal, and soft rock, and a great movie score”, but that’s nitpicking… all ...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/10/26/heavy-metal/

Satan’s Blade: the evil spirit of an ancient and violent mountain-man terrorises tourists at a secluded ski lodge. At 80 minutes, you expect a punchy slasher, and with the first ten minutes onl...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/08/01/satans-blade/

Strike Back: Vengeance (Season 3) – when a billionaire acquires four nuclear triggers in order to re-shape Africa, only section 20 can stop him. Continuing with the UK/US collaboration, this ta...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/07/27/strike-back-vengeance/

The Swinging Cheerleaders: an investigative journalist infiltrates a cheerleading team for an article, but ends up uncovering an even bigger story. Most interestingly, this film is made by exploi...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/07/25/jack-hill-stand-up-and-holler-the-swinging-cheerleaders-locker-room-girls-h-o-t-s-ii/

The Green Inferno: when she joins a deforestation activism group, a naïve student comes face to face with the cannibal savages she’s trying to protect. I’ll put it straight out there; I’m ...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/07/21/the-green-inferno-eli-roth-cannibals-apocalypse/

To Live and Die in LA: when his partner is murdered by a counterfeiter a rabid secret serviceman will do anything to avenge him. All the classic cop tropes are in here: the three days left on the...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/06/01/to-live-and-die-in-la-william-friedkin/

Zombie Flesh Eaters (AKA Zombie, aka Zombi 2: The Dead are Among Us): after a freak attack a newspaper reporter and missing scientist’s daughter head to a Caribbean island where zombies are rum...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/04/19/zombie-flesh-eaters/

The Night Manager: a hotel manager is recruited by the British Gov to infiltrate a ruthless arms dealer’s inner circle. I can’t remember the last time the BBC threw this much money, stars, a...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/03/29/the-night-manager-bbc-amc-hiddlestone-james-bond-john-le-carre/

Red Heat: a Russian and American cop are forced together to capture a nasty drug dealer that’s killed their colleagues on both sides of the globe. With the opening sequence starting in a nearly...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/03/11/red-heat-arnold-schwarzenegger-james-belushi/

The Mutilator : years after accidentally killing his mum (which drove his father insane), a teenager brings some friends to the estranged dads beach condo for an autumnal break. Despite being ...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/02/19/the-mutilator/

Dr. Alien (AKA I Was a Teenage Sex Maniac. AKA I Was a Teenage Sex Mutant): after a bum injection from a ridiculously sexy alien a boring high-school loser becomes a mini Fonzie that can beat up...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/02/12/dr-alien-review-grindhouse-88films-judy-landers/

Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman (Tráiganme la cabeza de la mujer metralleta): a geeky gamer must track down and kill a sexy assassin – The Machine Gun Woman – to save his own life...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/02/05/bring-me-the-head-of-the-machine-gun-woman/

NEKRomantik 2: The Return of the Loving Dead – follows a Berliner called Monika who’s torn between two boyfriends: a corpse and a porno-dubbing ‘normal’ guy. This is easily the weirdest a...

https://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2016/01/12/nekromantik-2/