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tatzelwurming : > thwack  >  > thwack  >  > thwack  >  > thwack  >  > *brief thinking pause*  >  > ….  >  > thwack

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charlottan : > charlottan > : >  >  >>  pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we >>  may be able to creayte a food which does not change at...

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My name is Cleaveland I’m 19 and Porter Robinson ruined my lifeI like animation and Pixar and dance musicI also run edmgifs and people-hugging-cactuses

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crabs-but-better : > fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ > by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

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lakevida : > i heard that guy doesn’t have a library card let’s kill him

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alphabetcompletionist : > 

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sqooops : > someone stole the fucking youtube to mp3 converter off my car

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slitherpunk : > judas was probably like “jesus has pulled off so many wacky > things, he’ll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three > shiny coins out ...

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lakevida : > despite the amount of chemicals i have absorbed into my body and the > external stimuli i have immersed myself in i am still not doing very > well has ...

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stumblngrumbl : > 

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powerburial : > *visibly hurt* you think my shtick is played out?

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kushblazer666 : > 

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deanky : > 

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dyatlovpassingprivilege : > “i don’t know why i find this so funny,” it is because of your > jovial soul and jokester’s disposition, my boy! (quaffs ale) > (clap...

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stockpilingantihistamines : > 

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pileofknives : > pay–phone > : >  >  >>  https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/73834 >>   >  > just like real life

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rednines : > 1percentcharge > : >  >  >>  Getting stuck in a Groundhog Day scenario would fix me >  > We’re in one called Samsara

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supermariomamafucker : > Whenever I have something copied to my clipboard I can feel it. I > feel the weight of it on my mouse

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wizardpotions : > wizardpotions > : >  >  >>  wizardpotions >>  : >>   >>   >>>   wizardpotions >>>   : >>>    >>>    >>>>    Girls will scuttle around under le...

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arubandeity : > onlylolgifs > : >  >  >>  BONOBO BUILDS A FIRE AND TOASTS MARSHMALLOWS >  > go grandpa

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