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RICO vs. Addy, et al.
Let me catch you up on the Herbalife story so far… It’s the 80’s and people are really learning a lot about how much they love cocaine. This stuff is amazing… these people are amazing....
This Sweet Life
Ginny Brown and her daughter Jean have written a touching and emotional book about their less-than-wonderful experience with James Arthur Ray killing their daughter/sister in a macabre death dome...
Deadly Cults
I agree with Donald Trump . Not about much mind. Don’t drink bleach. There’s no way to get the light inside of your body. The worst pandemic in one hundred years is not a Democratic conspir...
Alex Jones’ Big Back End
Alex Jones, in case you don’t know because you have lived a blessed life, is a conspiracy nut-job who has the blood pressure of a double bacon cheeseburger soaking in a 12 gallon vat of aged do...
Twelve Years of Christmas
I know it’s a bit late for this… but I just wanted to take a moment to type a very “Merry Christmas!” to everyone who gets offended by people typing Merry Christmas. Oh and also — to be...
DumbDumb CreepStars
Herbalife pretends that I don’t exist. That’s what everyone does. The monster’s not real until you look at it… is what you’re saying right before you get ate by the monster. I guess t...
Discovery Confidential
My case against Herbalife has become my many cases against Herbalife. I can’t tell you about all of them… but I can tell you that in the ones I can’t tell you about I’m really impressing...
Dismissively Appealing
What if the badguys had to answer my questions? It’s a rhetorical question because obviously nobody’s going to answer my questions. But what if they had to? I don’t know… it would be st...
Robotic Reformation
I like being me! I over-deliberated about giving up my SaltyDroid character and instead writing as whatever it is that I actually am, but now that I’m doing it… I like it a lot. Just to exp...
Disparaging Arbitration
In 2013, Herbalife, facing a full-on assault from a hedge fund manager still bitter about not rowing varsity crew at Harvard ; a class action lawsuit inexplicably emanating from Salt Lake City; a...