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Beware the batman
The show had a very short run but Magpie is a new wafiu
I killed a bug
it was ******* close though
resonant high-pitched gratuitous
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archer tectonic pretty
The wage gap is to feminists what the resurrection is to Christians. That's why they declare anyone that doesn't buy into it as not being a feminist. When you look at feminism, and to a larger ex...
Finlanders
On a very real but extremely unlikely event I get trapped in Finland for months at a time. Any and all advice please. actually someone I know is absolutely going. I could give him advice. W...
Joke a day 2458
As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?" "Just snow," replied the stewardess. "That's what I thought," said ...
insolent left green
Bot marching cadence
Need work to make money to buy food
Hey guys, do you know any companies, that hire entry level workers remotely?
https://funnyjunk.com/Need+work+to+make+money+to+buy+food/bmdwRoz/
taboo robust rotating
Joke song that ended up being half decent.
fanatical unassisted hospitable
"a well armed society is a polite society" This is a quote I think is true, but it does make more points in it of itself I think are worth considering. One of the implicit beliefs of this m...
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hay.....Y o U...
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SPACE FRENCH LIE!!
We all remember the "Fr*nch "people" 5 mins after waking up" post right?
pernicious earsplitting reflecting
A strange thing I've noticed is that Everytime a commentor or becomes known for the most retarded takes it's always a commentor with a smiling character as their pfp. at least like 80% of the tim...
https://funnyjunk.com/Pernicious+earsplitting+reflecting/lybwRyl/
Joke a day 2457
After completing his annual physical on a patient, the doctor asked if there was anything that was bothering him. Joe replied, "Yeah, my hearing." The doctor examined Joe's ear and removed some...
If you're into goth girls
Why don't you become a goth man Long black hair, spiked leather and muscles is an easy look Or you could do a gomez Or dress like lestat Dress for the job you want
Paths of Adventure Bundle Giveaway
So I brought the bundle a while ago as I wanted to get into RuneScape and I was going to redeem once I get my skills and that highest I can or till it gets close to the redeem time which is Septe...
https://funnyjunk.com/Paths+of+adventure+bundle+giveaway/wabwRjn/
tenuous available outlandish
The amount of boomers and gen xe'rs I'm seeing saying something to the tune of "draft gen z off to war, they're so useless they deserve to die" Amazes me, they stole the very futures of all of...
stiff trite steadfast
It was our capacity to do moral duties that afforded us the freedoms we enjoy. But we've put freedom above duty, and like turning a pyramid upside down, it will collapse.
breeding joint petrochemical
Putting reward where punishment should be, and punishment where reward should be, is the greatest mistake that can be made. It's like declaring a rickety building to be well made, which natura...
Drunk
Drank a lot tonight, someone post me some video game music, want something to vibe to
Joke a day 2456
A guy from the New York City was cruising at high speed down a Georgia back road he crested a hill and hit 2 hitchhiking hippies. One flew 50 feet off the road and into a field, the other smas...
Duolicious
I got banned from the femcel dating app. 99% of them aren't femcels, they're just retards who's standards are too high for their body type.
smelly adflint ancient
Hey you! Yes you! Call your mother and wish her a happy Mother’s Day!
Joke a day 2455
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to...
smelly quaint muted
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suspenseful debonair scented
Wanted to talk about my best friend I lost good few years ago to cancer. No funny here, but I wanted to talk about him, even if nobody reads it. He passed away a week before his eighteenth bir...
Meme Wanted
Meme Wanted: Short video of a bird(seagull?) screaming "No!" I literally can't find it in my memes folder even though I know it's one I've posted before. Will pay with a pic of a dick-and...
Let me just top you off there mate
Strange ****
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berserk arrogant meek
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Joke a day 2454
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro roll up to an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy, the officer, halts them and sternly declares, "It's illegal to cram five people into a Quattro. 'Quattro' means fo...
Duolicious
It's true boys. These hoes are BAT **** crazy. Maybe just crazy enough to work
spotty squalid socialized
I can't find a job down to my last 2k am I too white and straight to be hired ? In this era?
Have not DMed in 5 years need some tips
Hello there, I have not DMed since highschool. I already have players and an agreed upon timeslot already. My biggest issue right now is how much setting information and lore I should give my pla...
https://funnyjunk.com/Have+not+dmed+in+5+years+need+some+tips/soDwRfb/
Reidio
What do you call a Radiohead cover band? Radiohat.
past jumpy filthy
So I have a hypothesis I call distributive consciousness. So let's say it takes matter and energy in my brain going through 10 specific interactions to create me perceiving a blue square for 10 s...
used aware dissident
I'm a bad father, but to me, being a good gambler was better than being a good father. Slots? That's a machine I understand. Roulette? That's something I can get my head around. Sending my kids t...
changeable salty earnest
Im trying to turn my parents large plot into a spice farm. I made a large amount of headway last year, but now In the cleared crab grass has taken over. It would take forever to dig it up, anyway...
Joke a day 2453
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better s...
Does anyone know where I can listen to kqe-1j-23‘s MD theme?
Seriously, I’ve looked everywhere for the music that plays when you fight that robot in the mirror dungeon but no dice. Maybe there’s a Google drive where all the game assets are stored, so i...
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