weew!...nice thoughts ever!!...i liked it...some more please?!....^_^
how come they put braile on drive through atms...are blind people aloud to drive now?
When everythingâ€s coming your way, youâ€re in the wrong lane.
hello dominos can i have pizza hut's number
its one life live it or will miss it.............
Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you feel the warm feeling that it brings.
forget your enemy but remember that bastard's face.
A wise man washes his hands after peeing. An even wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.
Somepeople say “When life gives you lemons, make lemonaide.†I prefer “When life gives you lemons, make lime cordial and mix with vodkaâ€
"Alcohol can't solve your problem, So what??? even milk can't do that"