May 16, 1991 Laura’s sister visited from Cleveland. The two of them are fresh, Midwest, corn-fed beauties. I’d like to take both of them and…never mind. Laura has never had a cavity. Someti...
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Chelsea Gallery hop with my daughter. Doug Wheeler’s light installation at David Zwirner. I might go back by myself but this time smoke a big fatty beforehand. Roy Colmer’s Doors at Lisson Ga...
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This is a clever conceit but I remember reading that some of the broken pieces started falling off the board not long after he sold these. A quarter mil. Hope it holds together. Julian Schnabel P...
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March 9, 1994 Had an interview at an agency. I made an immediate, intense connection with Jeanette, the interviewer. By the end of the interview we were practically crawling across her desk to cl...
I had a birthday recently. I’m too much of a narcissist to reveal my age but let’s just say if I were a piece of fruit or a loaf of bread I’d be well past my fresh-until date and I’d … ...
February 27, 1994 My gay friends are more interesting than my straight friends. They seem exotic and glamourous to me. They’re better dressers and become emotionally overwrought at a moment’s...
February 1, 1994 I’m destitute. I’m so broke and in desperate need of money I took a temp secretarial gig at Lehman Brothers. Answering seven phone lines isn’t doing much for my self-esteem...
I’ve been on Instagram for about nine weeks and here are a few things I’ve learned: Everyone is having a better life than I am. No, they’re not. It just seems that way. It’s the place whe...
https://exileonpainstreet.com/2019/02/21/what-instagram-has-taught-me-so-far/
I took my 12-year old on a Chelsea gallery hop. The 17-year old is out of the game. She has a Saturday gig and a boyfriend now. There’s no room for gallery hops with Dad. Eventually, I’ll los...
I’ve decide the world would be a better place with my photos in it (Ha. Just kidding. But only a little.) so I opened an Instagram account. Happy New Year, everyone. Onward through the fog. @ma...