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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this! Quotation[0] = "knows Winter is coming, because November has come."; Quotation[1] = "watches a fucking shitload of Jersey Shore and has no idea why."; Quotation[2] = "pees standing up. All on his own!."; Quotation[3] = "is the world's greatest lover."; Quotation[4] = "loves butts, can't lie."; Quotation[5] = "gots NOLA on his mind."; Quotation[6] = "still has no idea how to properly use Reddit."; Quotation[7] = "owner of the world's most popular Michael Fassbender fan blog"; Quotation[8] = "would put it in you."; Quotation[9] = "had Tommy Wiseau send him a personal shout out."; Quotation[10] = "has been smoke free for well over 27 minutes."; Quotation[11] = "can eat a third of his body weight in marshmallows in one sitting."; Quotation[12] = "has choked men bigger than you."; Quotation[13] = "needs to get his dick wet. Email me if you're desperate enough to let me move my weiner in and out of you."; Quotation[14] = "literally ran into Seth Green."; Quotation[15] = "no, seriously, I have literally knocked Seth Green to the ground"; Quotation[16] = "dances with the devil in the pale moon light"; Quotation[17] = "is a professional h8r."; Quotation[18] = "doesn't hate consumers anymore, but am still quite weary of them."; Quotation[19] = "has hidden 15 clever picture puzzles within the pages of his blog. If you find one, be sure to scream really loud about it"; Quotation[20] = "is forcing you to F5."; Quotation[21] = "will gladly kick your ass in Gears of War 3."; Quotation[22] = "Dear Laura, my wiener says hello. He also says he wants to be inside you."; Quotation[23] = "never gave a shit about the young folks, and never will."; Quotation[24] = "need to return some video tapes."; var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation(); Google+: gplus.to/tazar Twitter: @bryancoffee

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