There are a few things in this world that make me feel the burning rage of 1,000 suns (is that a thing? Are suns mad? Whatever). First, of course, is slow walking people. Those assholes who take ...
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In theory, Prince William should be every girl’s dream guy. For starters, he’s a prince, which will in turn let you live out what your mother previously considered an “unrealistic life plan...
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You guys. Remember back in 2015 when Alabama Alpha Phi’s sorority recruitment video went viral and everyone was all “ehrmergerd, everyone’s so white and hyper feminine. Burn the witch!” A...
https://totalsororitymove.com/alabama-alpha-phi-repeatedly-using-the-n-word-is-horrifying/
Watching the Olympics can be fun. It’s easy to make drinking games while watching people who are substantially more fit and successful than you participate in athletic games, and almost every g...
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Love them or hate them, you have to admit that the majority of the time, the Kardashian/Jenner clan looks physically perfect. Honestly, I’m pretty sure I would look a bit less like trash too if...
https://totalsororitymove.com/kendall-jenner-rocked-tf-out-of-her-acne/
If we learned anything this past election, it’s that anyone can run, and more importantly, become President of the United States. I woke up this morning to Twitter, and just about the entire in...
For some of us, from the day we waltzed out of the womb we had a deep, burning desire to really make something of ourselves. We wanted to wow the world with our talents, save lives, and make a di...
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Post breakup, there are certain levels of “crazy” that the general populace (or at least you and your group text) have deemed to be within the realm of normalcy. Stalking him and every girl a...
One goal a lot of us have in life, whether we admit it or not, is finding someone to settle down and live happily ever after with. The thing is, even though we thought that shit would be easy gro...
https://totalsororitymove.com/this-woman-is-less-single-than-you-is-engaged-to-her-chandelier/
Isn’t it funny that the things we love the most tend to be bad for us? I mean, alcohol? Obsessed. Carbs? Love ’em. Boys who can’t commit and will keep you second-guessing yourself until the...