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Age: 24Gender: I don’t careCurrent location: Chicago To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions. I’m versatile.Current Obsession(s): Hannibal, Bob’s Burgers, Benedict Cumberbatch’s chinsFirst Love: Jareth the Goblin King.. Husbands with the first name “David”: David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz. “If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant.” -Jeff Stokely Me too, Jeff, me too.

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flufflebuffle : > I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly > Nicolas Cage Nick get out of there

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zealous4fashion : > ASHI STUDIO SPRING 2015 COUTURE COLLECTION Stopppp

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genderoftheday : > TODAY’S GENDER OF THE DAY IS: MALE(ISH) WICKER MANNEQUIN

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Age: 24Gender: I don’t careCurrent location: Chicago To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions. I’m versatile.Current Obsession(s): Hannibal, Bob’s Burgers, Benedict Cumberbatch’s chinsFirst Love: Jareth the Goblin King.. Husbands with the first name “David”: David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz. “If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant.” -Jeff Stokely Me too, Jeff, me too.

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Age: 24Gender: I don’t careCurrent location: Chicago To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions. I’m versatile.Current Obsession(s): Hannibal, Bob’s Burgers, Benedict Cumberbatch’s chinsFirst Love: Jareth the Goblin King.. Husbands with the first name “David”: David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz. “If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant.” -Jeff Stokely Me too, Jeff, me too.

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fuckyeahbradneely : > ]

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white ppl: these brown ppl did this before we thought of it white ppl: must be aliens

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loveandpalmtrees : > lmfao Wait yes

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flutterable : > raster-vector :  >  >>  You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 >>  years.  >>   >>  Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds...

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baronidc : > Get ur negativity out of my life

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Age: 24Gender: I don’t careCurrent location: Chicago To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions. I’m versatile.Current Obsession(s): Hannibal, Bob’s Burgers, Benedict Cumberbatch’s chinsFirst Love: Jareth the Goblin King.. Husbands with the first name “David”: David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz. “If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant.” -Jeff Stokely Me too, Jeff, me too.

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Every time.

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deducecanoe : > AS ONE DOES. Wait yes

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daddywhorebucks : > johnthedragon > : >  >  >>  savannahlemur >>  : >>   >>   >>>   No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. >>>   💕🐊 >>   >...

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morntingglow : > thanks Like yes this is true

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catsbeaversandducks : > PADDINGTON THE DOG AND BUTLER THE CAT  >  > Best friends ever!  >  > Photos by ©Annie & Paddington >  Noooooooooooo

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alltheconstellationslooklikeyou : > “MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I > scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle o...

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