The Digital Cuttlefish

But nothing rhymes with “perfect”. This is why I don’t use rhyming dictionaries. Look at rhymezone.com, and ask for a rhyme for perfect. It gives you a bunch of them, and not a single one a...

https://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2023/04/10/i-wish-i-could-write-a-poem-about-her/

I am doing well (far better than I deserve, anyway), and am anticipating Very Big Things in the Very Near Future. As in, I will soon (at some point next month, odds are) be a Grand-Cuttle. Everyt...

https://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2023/03/23/an-update/

The very last user on Twitter Will proudly declare “I’m no quitter!” And the self-described hero (With followers zero) Will watch it all flush down the shitter. (Much easier than parodying ...

https://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2022/11/17/just-in-case/

They’re putting guns on robot dogs And teaching them to dance They kick their heels and bounce around Like playful ponies prance They’ve got a sharp-eyed spotting scope To fix you in their gl...

https://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2021/10/15/theyre-putting-guns-on-robot-dogs/

Come gather ‘round people, wherever you roam And examine the polling from Tampa to Nome And everywhere else that True Patriots call home Where American Flags are still draping And where people ...

https://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2020/11/09/four-seasons-total-landscaping/

As I watch the people protest And I read the homemade signs I decipher what they’re thinking—- I can read between the lines—- As they shout their catchy slogans Till they’re nearly out of...

https://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2020/08/06/deaths-little-helpers/

The experts have devised a plan To let us open schools To let us open shopping malls And restaurants and pools To let us open everything In every single state! It only lacks a time machine Cos no...

https://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2020/07/19/the-second-best-time-to-plant-a-tree/

Let’s all stay at home; let the virus inspire us! Write musicals, histories, science, and art! A new generation of “latest and greatest” (As soon as I get off this couch, I will start). The...

https://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2020/07/13/a-year-of-wonders/

The President, a gormless ghoul, Is sending children back to school Where anyone (except that fool) Can see what will result: See, kids have always spread disease They’ll bring a district to it...

https://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2020/07/09/sending-the-little-petri-dishes-back-to-school/

It might effect the elderly It might effect the sickly It might effect a bunch of us If nothing changes quickly It might effect the president Although I can’t see how It’s nothing we should c...

https://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2020/03/01/oh-yay-another-virus/