Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table

Hi Everybody or Anybody who happens upon this today. Its been a year - a long ass muthafuckin year! This is Stephanie and Clifford and I thought we'd post up a few words in honor of Biddie, or ...

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Hey Everybody, This is not Greg, but Greg's sister. First of all, it's been too long a time and I havent said Thank You to everyone who helped get us thru Greg leaving us and all. I tried to wri...

http://gregbeck.blogspot.com/2007/11/and-here-we-go.html

It's been over a month now since Greg took up God's offer to watch the door and check ID's of folks trying to get into heaven. It's been hard for us dealing with Greg's passing. We're better now,...

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Hi, it's Michelle . I wish I could be guest blogging under different circumstances, but it's not to be. Greg Beck has passed away. He was found in his home by his family this morning, and we ...

http://gregbeck.blogspot.com/2007/09/and-monkey-flipped-switch.html

From the “grumpy old muthafucker” department………….. Maybe because where I live they’re thick as fuckin cockroaches and always underfoot and I’ve had first hand opportunity over ...

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So last night per my usual habit, I’m sitting on the couch in my underwear watching “Ghost Hunters” on the Sci-Fi channel. I just find this show so fuckin fascinating simply due to the ...

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Well it looks like somebody’s kid got told to shit the fuck up because they had their head up their ass. I’m talking about this big fancy hoo-doo that went down this past weekend in Miami...

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I feel like I haven’t slept in days. Without the courtesy of a reach-around or hug, stress is fucking me something fierce. > “Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shin...

http://gregbeck.blogspot.com/2007/09/fuck-me-running.html

If you’re like me I know you’re sick and tired as a muthafucker of hearing about all the pissing contests between various religions, countries and cultures. I’m offended by this, I’m ...

http://gregbeck.blogspot.com/2007/08/sweatin-small-stuff_31.html

Quote of the week; > If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't > call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker I think folks are being ...

http://gregbeck.blogspot.com/2007/08/im-not-gay-i-just-happen-to-like-taste.html

I’ve been hearing all these headlines making some kind of big ass deal about how those old dinosaurs T-Rex could outrun most modern day athletes including famous soccer player David Beckham. ...

http://gregbeck.blogspot.com/2007/08/what-do-you-mean-wrong-t-rex.html

This is a step-off from what I usually write about, but my head got to wondering and my Grandfather came to mind. He always dug me for what I was all about and I think he’d dig reading this ...

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Some people’s kids are just too fucked up for words. Back in July up in Philly this cat got his stupid retard ass busted after he broke into a local funeral home. What happened was that t...

http://gregbeck.blogspot.com/2007/08/or-never-having-to-sleep-on-wet-spot.html

Last week was a muthafuckin bitch so when Friday rolled around I was more then ready to go kill a few brain cells after work. I had my mind all set on rude company, good food, cheap cigarett...

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After a busy week of hugging trees, what better way for you and your friends to unwind then to hop aboard a boat to observe the mighty whale in their natural habitat. You’re smelling the sa...

http://gregbeck.blogspot.com/2007/08/moonwalking-whales.html

Growing up back in the day, my father had a saying that he usually punctuated with his finger punching a hole in my forehead. “Assumption is the king of all muthafuckers” Meaning that yo...

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I’m sad; I think I miss my cat. Oh and yeah, Cat was what I named him. Whenever I hear the Counting Crows song “Long December” I can’t help thinking of all the good times me and Cat ...

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Did anyone else notice how just plain odd this muthafucker is? When Bush’s plane landed in Kansas City last night for his speech today in front of the VFW convention, every local news serv...

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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they ...

http://gregbeck.blogspot.com/2007/08/love-story-of-ralph-and-edna.html

Just want to relate a couple of stories in the mainstream news that caught my attention this morning. The first one comes from Belgrade over in Serbia where they had their annual beer festiva...

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You might remember how just recently a playground in Huston caught fire and burnt the fuck up? Another playground set on fire and burning so what’s the big deal right? Well what makes thi...

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With the exception of a few variations I take the same path to and from work every day. So I’m fully aware that on the ride home if I go down Ward Parkway, sure as shit there’s gonna be a s...

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I ain’t no fuckin expert but when muthafuckers in prison start fuckin with you, you just might as well give in to the fact that you’re some kind of special asshole. As in the case of Mic...

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Who knew that there’s such a thing as Coulrophobia, which is an abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns. I found this clip on you-tube and it’s a tad long but watching the chick freak out over...

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I think that American CEO’s are missing the boat. When they fuck up and the companies they lord over go down in flames they usually walk away with fat bonuses. Or at the worse they get some...

http://gregbeck.blogspot.com/2007/08/fucked-up-toys.html