I think of myself as a comedy writer but I also like to dabble in
other things such as rubbing cheese on my genitals and taking pictures
of people’s earlobes, a collection of which will soon be on display
at the Tate Modern to be viewed at a mere £75 a head, or if the
prospective viewer happens not to have a head there will be a
concession price of £72.50. In addition to this, I am an avid
campaigner for the rights and freedom of expression of the colour
yellow. My motto has always been this: If you happen to cross paths
with a camel in the desert, do not, whatever you do, try to hump it.
