Who will you be when the Zombie Apocalypse happens? Find out how well and how strong you can be this December 14th, in Chicago! This workshop is designed to cover a wide range of fighting techn...
If retro gaming has taught me anything, it’s that someone will always die of dysentery. And that someone could have been traded for fuel and food to a roving biker gang. Relive the experience o...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2013/01/hate-dysentery-hate-zombies-go-retro-with-the-organ-trail/
Chicago is not without it’s fair share of strange attacks. On Thanksgiving, an enraged man was aboard the California bus on Chicago’s south side. He was intoxicated, and taking off his clothe...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2012/11/strange-attack-on-chicago-bus-naked-man-shot-twice-tasered/
By now there are fewer than 60 days remaining for this mortal coil. This may very well be our last Halloween celebration ever that isn’t full of the walking dead. Beyond 2012, it’s all a m...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2012/10/live-the-zombie-apocalypse-this-weekend-in-elgin-il/
You have little more than two months to prepare yourself for a zombie invasion. It’s well known that 2012 is ushering about the apocalypse on December 21st. It’s slightly less well known that...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2012/10/tactical-zombie-training-get-it-while-you-can/
Practice makes perfect. And perfection is headshots. The Hallowe’en season is upon us once more, and with the 2012 apocalypse drawing nigh, it means plenty of zombies, shooting, and terror to g...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2012/09/hone-your-apocalypse-skills-with-zombie-shooting-this-fall/
Mil-sim laser tag. Hatchet throwing. Crossbows. Obstacle courses. Got your attention? Awesome. This Saturday near Chicago, Zombie Army Productions is having their first ever zombie army games! Co...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2012/09/chicagoland-zombie-army-games-this-saturday/
More shock, more horror, more psychotic zombie paranoia! The Undead Report will be on Red Bar Radio’s Hallowe’en show again. Last year was a great time, much zombie survival advice was dispen...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2009/10/the-undead-report-on-red-bar-radio-again/
It’s a part of the weltgeist — people dress up like zombies, shamble about and… dance? Well, they try to dance anyway. Saturday July 25th, approximately 450 to 500 (some liberal estimates...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2009/07/zombies-thrill-chicago/
Some of you aren’t going to survive the apocalypse. You’ll be dead, dying, infected, boring or a just plain nuisance. This is a fact. If there’s such a thing as a zombie apocalypse, someone...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2009/06/undead-report-at-zombie-disco-in-chicago-saturday/