Fire the Shitposter

Hello, I am Fireopal! but you can call me firtree. I engage in the fandoms of Doctor who, Homestuck, and Undertale. Ask me anything! I also shitpost and show cringeworthy art that I have drawn. ———————— fireopal1.deviantart.com // var speed=25; // how fast - smaller is faster var how_often=10; // average time between re-appearances of a comet (in seconds) var how_many=10; // maximum number of comets in flight var colours=new Array("#ff0", "#f93", "#f60", "#e93", "#e94", "#da5", "#da6", "#cb7", "#cb8", "#cc9", "#dcb", "#ddd"); // above line lists colours for the comet and its tail (can be as long or short as you like) /**************************** * Shooting Star/Comet Effect* *©2008-13 mf2fm web-design* * http://www.mf2fm.com/rv * * DON’T EDIT BELOW THIS BOX * ****************************/ var dx=new Array(); var dy=new Array(); var xpos=new Array(); var ypos=new Array(); var comets=new Array(); var swide=800; var shigh=600; var tail=colours.length; var boddie=false; function addLoadEvent(funky) { var oldonload=window.onload; if (typeof(oldonload)!=‘function’) window.onload=funky; else window.onload=function() { if (oldonload) oldonload(); funky(); } } addLoadEvent(whooosh); function whooosh() { if (document.getElementById) { var i; boddie=document.createElement(“div”); boddie.style.position=“fixed”; boddie.style.top=“0px”; boddie.style.left=“0px”; boddie.style.overflow=“visible”; boddie.style.width=“1px”; boddie.style.height=“1px”; boddie.style.backgroundColor=“transparent”; document.body.appendChild(boddie); set_width(); for (i=0; i write_comet(i*tail); setTimeout('launch(’+(i*tail)+’)’, Math.max(1000*i)); } }} function write_comet(a) { var i, s; for (i=0; i s=2+(i comets[i+a]=div(s, s); comets[i+a].style.backgroundColor=colours[i]; boddie.appendChild(comets[i+a]); } } function div(w, h) { var d=document.createElement(“div”); d.style.position=“absolute”; d.style.overflow=“hidden”; d.style.width=w+“px”; d.style.height=h+“px”; return (d); } function stepthrough(a) { var i; if (Math.random()=swide-5||ypos[a]+dy[a]>=shigh-5) { for (i=0; i setTimeout('launch(’+a+’)’, Math.max(1000, 2000*Math.random()*how_often)); } else setTimeout('stepthrough(’+a+’)’, speed); for (i=tail-1; i>=0; i–) { if (i) { xpos[i+a]=xpos[i+a-1]; ypos[i+a]=ypos[i+a-1]; } else { xpos[i+a]+=dx[a]; ypos[i+a]+=dy[a]; } comets[i+a].style.left=xpos[i+a]+“px”; comets[i+a].style.top=ypos[i+a]+“px”; } } function launch(a) { var i; dx[a]=(Math.random()>0.5?1:-1)*(1+Math.random()*3); dy[a]=(Math.random()>0.5?1:-1)*((7-dx[a])/3+Math.random()*(dx[a]+5)/3); xpos[a]=2*tail*dx[a]+Math.round(Math.random()*(swide-4*tail*dx[a])); ypos[a]=2*tail*dy[a]+Math.round(Math.random()*(shigh-4*tail*dy[a])); for (i=0; i xpos[i+a]=xpos[a]; ypos[i+a]=ypos[a]; comets[i+a].style.visibility=“visible”; } stepthrough(a); } window.onresize=set_width; function set_width() { var sw_min=999999; var sh_min=999999; if (document.documentElement && document.documentElement.clientWidth) { if (document.documentElement.clientWidth>0) sw_min=document.documentElement.clientWidth; if (document.documentElement.clientHeight>0) sh_min=document.documentElement.clientHeight; } if (typeof(self.innerWidth)!=“undefined” && self.innerWidth) { if (self.innerWidth>0 && self.innerWidth if (self.innerHeight>0 && self.innerHeight } if (document.body.clientWidth) { if (document.body.clientWidth>0 && document.body.clientWidth if (document.body.clientHeight>0 && document.body.clientHeight } if (sw_min==999999 || sh_min==999999) { sw_min=800; sh_min=600; } swide=sw_min; shigh=sh_min; } // ]]>