Dear Anonymous, Hello! - Iris Wilson
Dear Pencil, Nick does need all the help he could get during his investigations. The world doesn’t revolve around burgers or Steel Samurai. (Though, I wish it was.) - Maya Fey
Dear Autisticsupervillain, Not a gamer, but this is pretty interesting. - Trucy Wright
Dear Autisticsupervillain, This is pretty cool. I’ve heard of the Hitman series, but I’ve never got the chance to play it. Maybe I’ll ask Apollo if he’s got a copy he can lend to me. ...
Dear Autisticsupervillain, Someone did an analysis if we’d be able to catch Agent 47? (Dang!) If it’s related to the Hitman series, I’m all for it. - Apollo Justice
Dear Autisticsupervillain, Hm… this is quite an interesting analysis. Don’t know who Agent 47 is, but he sounds like something like the Phantom. (Though, I’d imagine Edgeworth or Ms. vo...
Dear Log, For science, you say? Tempting, but I’m afraid even a glowing review of soap from a Great Detective would do little to boost its appeal as a food product. My tastes are a bit on t...
Dear Mr. Wright, Congratulations. I trust you’ll inform me when your appearance on The Bachelor is scheduled to air, right? (Might as well have some fun with this.) -Apollo
Dear Boss, Fangirls!? I knew you were famous, but this is the first I’m hearing of you being crushed on! That’s…wow! They actually find that hairstyle attractive? …That was Widget, ...
Dear Daddy, You have fangirls crushing on you, and you never told me!? Do you realize how much potential Mommy material might have been wasted? -Trucy
Dear Anon, I’ve, er…never had that happen to me before, so I guess we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. (Lawyers have fangirls?) -Phoenix Wright
Dear Anonymous, Well, I never! You don’t know the first thing about the girls of my generation! If you wanted to date one of them, you would need manners, education, class, and a good sense...
Good Sir or Madam, Quite brazen in our misogyny, aren’t we? And just how do you know my husband was the sort of person one would only marry out of desperation? It may be true that I was eag...
Dear Fool, I’m afraid my very existence serves as a perfect counterpoint to your foolish argument – I am both single and incredibly discerning when it comes to men. A man must go out of his...
Dear Anonymous, You might be right about that. It wasn’t like Trucy was ever more popular than I. But, you think for a moment she wouldn’t catch up? She’s working as a magician and adop...
Dear Ms. Raboom, Of course. What more can you expect than perfection? - Manfred von Karma
Dear Anonymous, Personally, I like a gift that includes travel. What better than going to a new place, ja? - Klavier Gavin
Dear Anonymous, I think handmade gifts make it more genuine and come from your dedication to making it instead of just simply buying something created from a sweatshop from the prisons or other...
Dear Anonymous, Hard work and dedication. Obviously, I’ve worked as a Defense Attorney for much longer and, to be qualified, you need to work for more than three years. - Kristoph Gavin
Dear Anonymous, It’s speaking with my clients and hearing their stories. You learn as a Defense Attorney that there is no black-and-white good versus evil. Just a man who has committed a horr...