I don’t think it’s going to work out for us, Frosty. I’m just not attracted to...
Oh please, no, let’s not bring it on.
If only she could go into work for me and then pick up wine and pizza! Oh, and don’t forget some really good cake, too, My Double - we like coconut, remember? Pinterest
The (completely unbiased!) California lemon growers would like to let you know that men really like lemons - many many lemons! So many that your salad dressing is mostly just…lemons.
Why not slap on a slightly unflattering hat and an insincere smile… wow, sounds like a great date! Pinterest
“George, Bess, I just know I dropped my keys somewhere!”
Another question best left unasked.
Offend 21 people a day? That’s nothing Grace, just wait until they invent Twitter!
And the next night she said: “Sack night off, dear!” Or that’s what it sounded like, anyway.
Guy with skis, wishing he was somewhere else - anywhere else. Two guys pretending to smile. Guy with a pipe and a pom pom hat, pretending he has something to say. Get yourself a sweater like th...
Another year and here I am, wondering…What have I done, where am I going, what’s it all about anyway? The answer is (as always): Bacon. Lots and lots of bacon. via Pinterest , via Vintage ...
We have many boxes of cheese. So we are making many, many sandwiches. Sandwiches that are full of…cheese. That’s festive - right? RIGHT?
allhailthe70shousewife: “Santa couldn’t make it in person this year, kids, so here’s an old picture...
This year we are just having pounds and pounds of fruit cake for dinner. And to top it off - more fruit cake! via Pinterest
(Not My*) Holiday Thoughts: what the hell, I’m just going to stick my whole head into a Christmas tree. *Not yet, anyway! A little more rum, who knows…
Please, no surprises that involve fruitcake. Or canned soup.
Right there with ya, Santa! Source
I don’t want to see this guy, waving Monopoly money and a suitcase of shoes on Saturday morning. Or any morning.
Happy-Land, clearly, is a place full of dead-eyed grinning men who should never be given sticks of any kind. Pinterest
vomitpinata: Renowned though he was as a philosophical novelist, Bertrand did not take criticism...