INTRODUCTION Welcome to… Curtis 2010. Yeah it’s me in mah crib. Why you up in mah grill guy? Sorry I have no idea what that means. Since I started college I’ve tried to change my image, han...
INTRODUCTION Welcome to Curtis’ caravan of doom. The holiday of your worse nightmares. They call it Devon but I call it hell. Once my GCSEs were over, mum said she had a treat for me, for all m...
INTRODUCTION Welcome to my lair, for I am King Curtis! Lol! I’ve been playing a fantasy game with my online chum Ken. He’s forty years older than me, but he’s cool. In the fantasy game, I a...
INTRODUCTIONWelcome to Planet Curtis. Population: One. My torturer, sorry I mean my brother Ryan, says no one else would want to live on my planet as it is ‘gai’ and no one gets laid. He’s ...
INTRODUCTIONFirst, about me. I’m Curtis, fifteen years old and unlike 99% of my peers isn’t a total n00b. The idiots are even in my own family, my nineteen year old brother Ryan is like, a to...
Welcome to final extract of the second volume of The Kimberley Diaries! INTRODUCTION Well, ‘The Kimberley Diaries: The Musical!’ didn’t quite go the way I’d hoped! The first night was fra...
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Welcome to volume two, extract five of The Kimberley Diaries! INTRODUCTION It’s twelve months since my company published the first extract of The Kimberley Diaries. And what a year it’s been!...
Welcome to volume two, extract four of The Kimberley Diaries! INTRODUCTION There’s been a slight hitch in my publishing venture lately. The wife and her chavvy toyboy Ryan turned up on my doors...
Welcome to volume two, extract three of The Kimberley Diaries! INTRODUCTION Oh well the wife has left me, she’d had enough of my ‘pointless’ devotion to my ‘tinpot’ publishing company a...
Welcome to volume two, extract two of The Kimberley Diaries! INTRODUCTION Well things just go from bad to worse really. I’m still in the box room, in fact I’ve been practically banished to th...