Jay – Fantasy Baseball Blog at Razzball.com

Yes, I think it’s at least a five-star title… out of fifteen, but that’s like 30% or something. Which is also bad, but it shows that I can do math at a very average and sorta-accurate level...

https://razzball.com/more-like-the-taj-mahurts/

Look, I don’t know what else to do with Steer. Rather, Spencer Steer, just in case you thought I was going to teach you how to drive. Which I’m not certified for, just in case you wanted to k...

https://razzball.com/steering-in-the-right-direction/

Instead of marking the end of all my relationships, we can now use it as a pun! Plus, it was either that or going to be the “who’s the greatest rapper of all time” bit, which is always a cl...

https://razzball.com/cease-and-desist/

Yes, I could be referencing an old movie from the early 90’s, directed by the great Robert Redford and starring then a very young Brad Pitt, or I could be referencing the 1976 book the movie is...

https://razzball.com/a-rivera-runs-through-it/

Aye, if there’s ever a reason to Bob Barker something, we should do it. If not for me, then for the sake of the pets out there that aren’t spayed or neutered. (Look man, that title ain’t go...

https://razzball.com/the-bryce-is-right/

Who doesn’t need a friendly pat on the back once and a while? I mean, I pat myself on the back all the time! With life, it’s the little things (that’s what she said.) And so in terms of Dan...

https://razzball.com/well-dunning/

Following the trend of pitchers trending down of whom should be trending up… and also assembling one of the best sentences ever, we’ve now landed (not literally, unless I guess you jumped you...

https://razzball.com/empty-nestors/

Yes, we’re going sorta-medieval with the title this week… as opposed to going sorta-cowboy, which is one of my favorites y’all. I mean, when else would you reference “a glancing blow” b...

https://razzball.com/lance-lynn-a-lance-ing-blow/

No, it’s not Bastille Day. I mean, technically it might be, but I wouldn’t know much about it because that would require roughly five percent added effort to open up another tab and Google it...

https://razzball.com/vive-la-france/

Look man, when it comes to puns, you gotta work with what you got. And I got a measurement. Sure, if I spent more time on this, I probably would have come up with something better (allegedly) but...

https://razzball.com/rising-price-per-gallen/

Yeah, I see where your head’s going Colorado, but that title becomes clearer (from the eye drops?) when you think of one Riley Greene and his current struggles at the plate. Add to the fact of ...

https://razzball.com/the-grass-is-always-greener/

It was either that or Wanderwall. Yeah, I like Oasis too, all their two songs and the bowl cuts with sunglasses, they just smell like the late 90’s… and you know, the above title may liken Wa...

https://razzball.com/the-great-blue-wander/

As a long-standing lover of Korean players (being half-Korean myself, this seems normal, but also weird. Like normal-weird. Maybe slightly racist? Or I could be confusing it with a fetish. Uh, an...

https://razzball.com/ha-seong-more-like-ya-seong/

Clap your hands? I'll accept it. (Was that ever in doubt?) The real question everyone should be asking is, if IAN HAPP was reading this (lol) would he actually clap? I mean, I would hope so, sinc...

https://razzball.com/if-youre-ian-happ-and-you-know-it/

Hey, what's this, content that is no way related in any shape or form to the trade deadline? Talk about SEO seppuku! Y'all just don't understand, as one of the many dozens of Padres fans, I'm jus...

https://razzball.com/rhys-pieces/

Welcome to another installment of taking a dated reference, applying it to fantasy baseball, and then hoping in some manner or form, the SEO Gods smile upon our trending use of keywords and relev...

https://razzball.com/when-keeping-it-real-goes-muto/

British phrases and baseball content, name a more iconic duo. There's actually a lot of better duo's out there, but you work with what you got, and what I got is a player with a last name that ca...

https://razzball.com/theres-a-good-chapman-2/

Hey, we all gotta put food on the table and this is how I do it. Don't hate the player, hate the game. And while Hoerner sounds like a Nordic shoe company, you add Nico which brings a suave car s...

https://razzball.com/do-i-make-you-hoerner-baby/

An amazing 80's band, Ezequiel or Jarren? Why not all three? At the very least, it'll make my Google searches efficient. And yes, while we (the royal we) generally don't cover multiple players in...

https://razzball.com/duran-duran/

So cryptic! But to be fair, with cell coverage the way it is nowadays, you technically should be never lost unless you like driving broken-down El Caminos out in the Ozarks, but look, I’m just ...

https://razzball.com/lost-in-the-meadow/

Yeah, I understand that this makes it seem like that Connor Joe has Connor Joe-like eyes, which if you remove the low-hanging pun, is what the title amounts to. But I submit that this is still te...

https://razzball.com/where-did-you-go-connor-eyed-joe/

Before I get a “now wait a tiff there gov’ner, Chapman is bollocks!” I want to say I hear you, or in this case, I read you, but if I’m going to go with a British-themed title, I’m going...

https://razzball.com/theres-a-good-chapman/

Great, now I'm hungry for a cereal that leaves your mouth looking and feeling like a Saw filming location. YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME IN MY MOUTH? Wait, uh... And yes, that is not a typo, the actual n...

https://razzball.com/capn-crunchs-crunch-berrios/

While the lowest hanging fruit of the pun tree lays before me, let history show that I am the better man. One of virtue, respek, and community. Something like that. Anyways, what’s wrong with y...

https://razzball.com/marcus-semien-the-only-sfw-title-possible/

An advanced play on words that sounds like a sickness from eating spoiled mayonnaise? Perhaps. OR could it be in reference to a baseball player named "Whit" and the regret you may feel drafting h...

https://razzball.com/are-you-feeling-whitgret/

The title works better if you know geography, which is why I guess it works so poorly for me. But hey, we could have done a riff on the exciting sub-culture of “ty”ing knots… which I’m su...

https://razzball.com/ty-the-new-riviera/

Hey, it’s only been a decade, amirite? While the season’s start still remains fresh (does that mean it starts spoiling in the Summer?), some performances are garnering attention for better or...

https://razzball.com/jurickson-doing-everything-right-profar/

Look, I understand that Connor-eyed Joe makes no sense, but if you came to one of my posts looking for sense, boy do I have some parentheses to sell you. (Hint, I like parentheses.) But yes, I'd ...

https://razzball.com/connor-eyed-joe-what-did-make-you-treat-me-so/

Welcome to another season of Razz-matazz Fantasy Baseball! Now with less social distancing! Maybe. Hey hey, you’re too close man, too close! So, despite the pandemic, here we are with another y...

https://razzball.com/2022-razzball-fantasy-baseball-staff-picks/

There were no snazzy or slick puns I could think of for Kyle Tucker (I mean, Tucker, I don't even know her!)... see what I mean? But, I had thought about the "general idea" of Kyle Tucker and hav...

https://razzball.com/2022-second-rounder-kyle-tucker-fantasy/