Hi! I’m Alison. I’m a comedian. I pay the bills by playing people
on TV, in movies and online. I also write words and worry too much. I
have an embarrassingly low level of fame where no one knows my name,
but they have this feeling that they went to school with me. I like
firm handshakes, information, my dog, smart people and the Earth.
I’m on Parks and Rec sometimes and VH1 even more. I’m sorry if I
once pranked you on MTV. But, c'mon! That was fun, right?