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Imagine you’re in a deli waiting for a pastrami on rye. Not just any pastrami on rye, but the best pastrami on rye. Like all delis, you have to take a number. So, you pull a number and it’s n...

https://razzball.com/heston-kjerstad-fantasy/

So, here’s where I give you the grain of salt. The White Sux suck. Their team name is White Sux. No worse sucking than a team named Sux. The heart of their lineup is Mendick/Sheets, which is as...

https://razzball.com/simeon-says-let-my-first-start-be-against-the-white-sox/

Ton of injuries yesterday, huh? You ever go to your waiver wire page in each league and type in the injured player’s name to see who has the injured player? Then when I see someone else has the...

https://razzball.com/cody-so-ribweak-becomes-pete-crow-armstrong/

This past preseason I went to Japan, which is close enough to Korea, so I am an expert on Korean Baseball Organization’s import Erick Fedde (6 IP, 1 ER, 3 hits, zero walks, 11 Ks, ERA at 2.73.)...

https://razzball.com/keeping-one-eye-on-fedde/

I want to talk about Bryce Elder, but first I have to ask is Taylor Swift’s new album an ode to Casey Anthony? I’ve watched the Investigation Discovery true crime documentaries too, Swifties!...

https://razzball.com/elder-man-has-miami-retirement-plans/

Some pitchers have a “Hitters can’t get comfortable against them” quality. Whether it’s fear that they’re going to get hit because of the pitcher’s lack of control or if it’s the mo...

https://razzball.com/dont-fear-the-patriarchy-with-a-gil-add/

On the podcast the other day, I compared Jordan Westburg to Bo Bichette, and BDon stopped the podcast, called his job and told them he needed two years off to organize a music festival called, �...

https://razzball.com/ive-been-reduced-to-being-a-luised-garcia-salesman/

Jack Leiter (3 2/3 IP, 7 ER) made his debut yesterday, and his stuff looks primo nasty with a side of broccolini cause homeboy is green. Jack Leiter also looks like he can’t control anything. J...

https://razzball.com/rangers-supply-the-leiter-tigers-provided-the-fluid/

Ya know how they used to say a complete game under 100 pitches was a Maddux? Well, kids, the only way a pitcher is ever throwing a complete game again is if it’s under 100 pitches. A complete g...

https://razzball.com/the-gausman-fixed-the-meter/

Dodgers called up Andy Pages (1-for-4, 1 run) But, for all you Anglo em-effers, it’s Pagés. As in, “I shot an elephant in my Pagés.” “How did the elephant get in your Pagés?” As in, ...

https://razzball.com/dodgers-outfield-printing-1-3-pages/

Yesterday, Jonatan Clase (1-for-4, 1 RBI) was called up by the M’s with Canzone hitting the IL. Jonatan’s name cracks me up. Imaging the nurse filling out the birth certificate, “Jonathan w...

https://razzball.com/this-guys-such-a-clase-act/

Wanna quote myself for my biggest mention of Colton Cowser (1-for-3 and his 4th homer, hitting .441) this past preseason. I drafted a 15-team mixed league team in November, and took as my 5th out...

https://razzball.com/hays-for-emergency-eating-but-cowser-for-milking/

In his village of Cambio, Venezuela, every family had multiple changes of clothes, had change for a peso everywhere they went and the city's favorite TV show was RuPaul's Drag Race because of how...

https://razzball.com/no-expiration-date-on-buying-twinki/

Yesterday, Hunter Brown (2/3 IP, 9 ER, ERA at 16.43) reinvented doomscrolling. Doomscrolling is now the act of frantically searching your fantasy teams to see if you have Hunter Brown anywhere. I...

https://razzball.com/whiz-witt-goes-double-steak-on-stros/

Yesterday, was National Sibling Day and Josh Naylor (2-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 3rd homer) and Bo Naylor (2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 2nd homer) showed us what it means to be a brother. A brothe...

https://razzball.com/naylors-can-and-able/

The Orioles are calling up Jackson Holliday. To back up Ramon Urias? To work on fielding drills with Jorge Mateo? I don't get it. He wasn't ready 11 games ago, but he's ready now? Hunh, weird stu...

https://razzball.com/mr-jackson-if-youre-nasty/

Framber Valdez is out with a sore elbow. Feel a bit like I’m living in a Twilight Zone, where I say in the preseason, “Don’t draft (pitcher’s name) because they were injured last year or ...

https://razzball.com/put-an-x-on-valdez/

It's hard to not sound like a prick when discussing starters who I clearly said to avoid who are now injured. I could say something kind like, "Hey, who could've seen this coming? Not me, man! To...

https://razzball.com/ucls-bieber-running-up-the-bill-on-staffs-ex-spencer-count/

"Hello, Personalize Any Jersey Emporium, you'll make anything I want, right? Okay, great. So, I will provide you a Royals jersey, but on the back I want the name, Middleton, and on the front I'd ...

https://razzball.com/buy-this-royal-before-they-go-missing/

It’s Double Dong Day at Jake Burger’s! “Burger dongs,” he said thoughtfully, “That was what Dan Schneider made me say on the set of Good Burger while I massaged his shoulders.” Former...

https://razzball.com/burger-with-two-taters-and-a-jake/

I am stubborn, but not so stubborn that I can’t admit a mistake. I wanted to watch Cole Ragans (6 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 2 walks, 7 Ks, ERA at 1.46) and be honest with myself if I thought it was ...

https://razzball.com/ragans-arm-deal-turned-into-scandal-by-bullpen/

You In January, "You ranked Bryce Harper where? At 11th overall? I feel like, and don't take this the wrong way, but you might've hit your head and unleashed another part of your brain that most ...

https://razzball.com/bryce-hrs-thrice/

So, this is crazy, I was in the supermarket line yesterday reading about an illegitimate child that Betty White had with a Mexican man while she was protesting with Cesar Chavez, and they named h...

https://razzball.com/shota-pops-the-caps-off-the-rockies/

Referencing Wikipedia liberally here: Trey Lipscomb, a very famous barber in the 1840s who could twirl three mustaches at the same time. Johnny Appleseeds, children between the ages of 8-13 in th...

https://razzball.com/trey-lipscomb-fantasy/

Okay...Imagine this! I come out on stage in a sequins head-to-toe jumpsuit, clapping hands above my head! The audience is like, "Is that 70's Elvis?" No! It's Grey and The Hittin' Jacks! On guita...

https://razzball.com/jackson-merrill-2024-fantasy/

As I peer out over the green grass fields, I’m reminded of my youth. A wee boy with eyes watering, scratching because I wanted the baseball to be played so badly. I was fiending and overheated!...

https://razzball.com/opening-day-notes-2024/

Don't want to get all emotional but today begins the best six months of your life, except for the last Opening Day, and the Opening Day before that and the Opening Day before that, not the Openin...

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Official baseball starts in a few days, but it’s time to focus on what’s important: insane preseason predictions! Before we dive deep into countless hours rearranging lineups, FAAB bids, and ...

https://razzball.com/razzball-picks-2024/

I’m a big fan of the everyman. I consider myself the everyman. I’m every man’s everyman. A pioneer of normcore. Track pants and a blinking light on my car’s dashboard that either means my...

https://razzball.com/razzslam-recap-its-a-does-a-double-finger-gun-points-league/

Jackson Holliday didn't make the O's Opening Day roster, because he has to work on how he carries himself around the bases after a home run. A bit too upright! Can't say I'm surprised. Honestly, ...

https://razzball.com/jackson-holliday-2024-fantasy/