“Bye” - episode 100, 101st minute
“We did it, Dan. 100 episodes” - episode 100, 100th minute
“I don’t know. I’m probably babbling at this point” - episode 100, 99th minute
“I am the Steve Jobs of this sandwich! I am the person solely in charge of this sandwich, and it’s going to be insanely great” - episode 100, 97th minute
“Being true to yourself and doing what you’re passionate about and recognizing that maybe that’s actually going to cause millions of people not to love you” - episode 100, 66th minute
“My lasting legacy is five-degrees separated from 5by5, on some podcast somewhere, someone will mention that they’re going to do followup and have no idea why they’re doing that or where th...
“You’re not supposed to argue with me, I’m arguing with myself” - episode 100, 28th minute
“Followup exists whether we’re here or not, Dan” - episode 100, 19th minute
“When he says the name of Apple’s desktop operating system, he says Oh Ess Ex instead of Oh Ess Ten. And so I’m like, ‘Hmmm’” - episode 100, 15th minute
“If Merlin Mann had a younger brother, don’t you think it would be Jonathan Mann?… Sort of younger and more energetic and vibrant still. Doesn’t have those deep furrows in his face” -...
“People who were hoping for an 8 hour final episode will be disappointed. Which is appropriate, I think” - episode 100, 2nd minute
“Spoken and written languages should have parentheses just like programming languages do” - episode 99, 90th minute
“This gigantic, comically-big, brontosaurus scroll thumb” - episode 99, 66th minute
“For people who don’t know, with capacitive touch you don’t actually have to press on the glass. It doesn’t sense how hard you press, so please stop pressing really hard on your iPads cau...
“When you pull up the preferences dialog box, the entire rest of the application is blocked. Makes no sense except once you realize that iTunes is an application originally developed for Classi...
“A very important function of iTunes for me is dealing with iOS devices. And everything about that experience is terrible” - episode 98, 68th minute
“I don’t know exactly why SQL Plus is so terrible. I’m sure people will give me feedback about the historical terribleness of SQL Plus and why they can never ever change it because people h...
“I wanted a toaster oven that worked” - episode 97, 108th minute
“That’s the most important thing I’ve learned about podcasting, that it’s one of the things that I’m able to passably do. Unlike, say, flamenco dancing or gymnastics” - episode 97, ...
“It’s time for the Q’s and possibly the A’s, depending on what the Q’s are” - episode 97, 44th minute