Should have predicted this: Trump Media auditor charged by SEC with ‘massive fraud,’ permanently barred from public company audits The auditing firm for Trump Media and the auditor’s owner ...
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/03/ettd-part-infinity-12/
Happy Hour News It looks like the Terrible Sand People in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizona got the pre-Civil War era abortion ban all but officially repealed: A bill to repeal the law appeare...
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/01/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2097/
On the 9th day of the trial, after getting fined $9K Ameros ($1K per contempt charge), Vulgarmort finally got some member of the Trump Crime Family to show up for solidarity! Was it: Junior Mints...
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/01/tfgs-trial-day-9-take-your-kid-to-court-day/
Oh, dear. At least your flower is nice.
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/30/because-we-love-a-good-typo-7/
Heh.
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/30/the-snark-is-strong-with-this-one/
Grandpa Sundowner, who has been whinging non-stop that his CRIMINAL trial is eating into his ability to campaign had the day off today because of court scheduling; so he had three days of uninter...
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/29/some-post-prandial-stupid-15/
The whole piece is worth your time to read, and the ACLU provides a pretty good (and frankly, obvious) solution that seems to be stumping the college administrators. Because I’mma filthy hippy ...
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/29/the-ol-college-try-2/
Uh… Tron + Back to the Future + Marketing Gibberish? I have no idea what they were thinking other than, “The Boss wants to be an Action Movie Star.”
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/29/what-fresh-hell-is-this-3/
Looking at you, Noem, who unbelievably doubles-down slaughtering her puppy Cricket in a gravel pit by citing state law at us: “I can understand why some people are upset about a 20 year old sto...
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/28/bad-signs-cont-1217/
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