Total Sorority Move

EduBirdie is seeking social media influencers to sponsor. Read More »

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Not asking him to form, telling him he’s going. TSM

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Subtweeting is a beautiful thing. For those of you who don’t know about subtweeting, it’s when you talk shit about someone on twitter without being too specific, it’s shortened from “subl...

https://totalsororitymove.com/the-official-guide-to-the-ancient-art-of-subtweeting/

“Ugh, all my exes are crazy.” If you ever hear a dude say that, run for the hills, because you are in deep danger. Run faster than a hypomanic cheetah on a crystal meth binge. Save yourself b...

https://totalsororitymove.com/anyone-who-says-all-my-exes-are-crazy-is-probably-a-crazy-person-too/

There are a few important events that happen annually. The holiday season comes around, and with it comes drunk relatives, awkward questions, and an easy 10+ pound weight gain. New semesters, fil...

https://totalsororitymove.com/7-things-every-basic-bitch-needs-on-her-birthday/

It may seem like common sense, but when you’re trying to impress someone, you typically want to try and look your best. It would not be ideal, for example, for him to see your body for the firs...

https://totalsororitymove.com/i-see-your-embarrassing-drunk-text-and-raise-you-an-embarrassing-drunk-nude/

All my life I have wanted to take some time for myself and travel. You know, ~wanderlust~ and that shit. While backpacking through Europe had never really seemed like my cup of tea, I have been t...

https://totalsororitymove.com/im-not-looking-for-a-ring-by-spring-id-just-like-to-continue-to-date-through-the-summer/

By this point, you should know: Kylie had her baby. On February 1st, after a lonnnng nine months of speculation, the youngest of the OG Kardashian-Jenner clan gave birth to a baby girl. I mean, s...

https://totalsororitymove.com/the-14-best-kylie-had-her-baby-tweets-you-wish-you-would-have-thought-of/

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Recently the internet has been packed with Timberlake Slander™️. The web has been plastered with negative comments and scathing reviews of his new alb...

https://totalsororitymove.com/the-timberlake-slander-ends-today/

I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t find Kim Kardashian an inspiration… and you probably would be too. If you’re willing to argue with me, please ensure that you’ve built empires for y...

https://totalsororitymove.com/kim-kardashian-is-still-my-petty-idol/