Had a pre-employee health appointment last week on Thurs for a new job. Nothing crazy, but a job I’m pretty psyched about. Took a drug screen as part of it, no issue. They told me that they’d...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1clt4f4/tifu_by_smoking_marijuana/
Throwaway for obvious reasons lol My girlfriend and I (both 24F) had some time off of work this month, so we decided to do a trip to my hometown to visit my family and grab some stuff that I’...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cls98j/tifu_by_leaving_my_strap_on_at_my_parents_house/
There's not a good way to preface this. It's going to get real weird real quick. I wish to holy hell I was making this shit up. But, 100, whether I'm being trolled or not, this is happening in re...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1clrd62/tifu_by_being_ready_for_anything/
TIFU by leaving my phone on the kitchen counter, leading to a digital disaster with my mom. So, I'm rushing out to meet friends, leaving my phone behind like it's no big deal. Classic move, right...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1clnkvf/tifu_by_leaving_my_phone_on_the_kitchen_counter/
So I’m a cosplayer, and everything I make is done in my humble little garage with the use of various power tools at my disposal. After getting back from uni Friday night, I thought it would be ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1clk6vk/tifu_by_drilling_a_hole_into_my_cock/
My gf and I live together. She was browsing through my past amazon orders to see what shampoos I got. Then, she found that I purchased a box of condoms at 2021 before I met her in 2022. The make ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cljxhc/tifu_when_my_girlfriend_found_out_the_condoms_we/
Today I ducked up by showing a coworker a Reddit post on my phone. We were standing around and I showed him a post. This is where I fucked yup. I handed him my phone to read the post. After readi...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cljck6/tifu_by_sharing_a_reddit_post_on_my_phone/
So this is more of a last Wednesday fuck-up, but I had slight odds until Friday to fix it. And after that I wasn't sure I should post about it, but I figure the astronomical chance of finding her...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1clb1x8/tifu_after_meeting_someone_awesome/
Sooo not today but a bit ago, just thought I’d share to remind everyone to think before doing. I have an old thing of pepper spray and was curious if it still worked (idk does pepper spray expi...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1clak2y/tifu_by_getting_pepper_spray_on_my_cooter/
Lately I've been seeing someone who has a few cats. I love cats, honestly I just love animals in general. Her three cats all have very different personalities which is also fun. One is an incre...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cl4r0f/tifu_by_not_locking_the_cat_door/
00:10 in the morning. I had drank a lot of water before going to bed around 21:30 "today", i woke up and decided to go pee. I didnt turn on the lights to save myself the acclimatization, and that...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cl3lzk/tifu_by_trying_to_save_2_seconds/
So this actually happened last year but it showed up in Google Photo Memories today and reopened the TIFU wound, so to speak. So I was WFH one beautiful day and decided to eat lunch outside my ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ckzmbn/tifu_by_being_lazy/
For context, I (21 now 20 then) was friends with someone (lets call her B) up until a couple of months ago. At the beginning we'd do everything together, help each other through shit and would be...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ckzh37/tifu_by_oversharing_to_my_narcissistic_exbest/
this about 15 or so years ago, but i was reading about cringe moments in an article and it brought back this moment. i was 16, and a junior in high school doing a favor for my BIL who not only ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ckyy0t/tifu_by_making_fun_of_a_kids_stutter/
So I (M24) had very little experience on dating, matched with this fine girl on Tinder. FYI, I know I was being very stupid and I am not proud of it. So we added each other on Facebook, we texted...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ckx3bw/tifu_by_having_videocall_sex_with_a_match_on/
This actually happened a few decades ago but I was reminded of it today and thought it fitting for a tifu. When I was fresh out of high school, I was invited to a fraternity party by someone I ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ckvgka/tifu_by_making_a_frat_dude_break_a_beer_bottle/
Ok so, this is my second pregnancy with my second baby. First one was a BREEZE compared to this one. I had HG up until my son was born but that was the worst of it. I’m currently 27weeks with m...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cko9eb/tifu_by_drinking_15_cups_of_prune_juice_very_nsfw/
I am a pretty anxious baker and normally I don't like to bake because of the stress but today I decided I wanted make some treats as a girly pop does. I laid my phone on the table and was adjusti...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ckmbs8/tifu_i_baked_my_iphone_at_350_degrees/
I just realized something today after watching a video on YouTube about students having crushes on their teachers. Frankly, I've never understood it. How someone can fall for a person that is m...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ckjrvq/tifu_by_realizing_i_may_have_made_a_teacher/
Let me start be saying my bedroom has been dead for a while. My SO has some issues with Sex including pain and a propensity to developing UTIs. Also, she never initiates sex. Well today she cam...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ckjl1w/tifu_by_masturbating_after_feeling_up_my_so/
So I witnessed a family member (A) assault another family member (B) and happened to get it on video. B called police and wanted to press charges, police asked to see the video I had of the ass...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ckcflk/tifu_by_handing_a_police_officer_my_phone_when_it/
A friend and I were doing some shopping together at the mall when we were starting to get a bit hungry and we headed to the food court. I didn't have too much spending money left, so I made an of...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ck9y21/tifu_by_splitting_a_subway_footlong_with_my_friend/
So this happened literally today, I had came home from work last night and had a few drinks and decided I’d give the ole fleshlight a go. Well after I had finished and cleaned it, I decided to ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ck3zo9/tifu_by_leaving_my_fleshlight_out_to_dry/
My child has a very strict bedtime routine which consists of them reading me a beginning readers level story and then me reading them three children's picture books or three chapters in a longer ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cjvxvj/tifu_by_reading_to_my_kiddo_resulting_in_the/
Ok guys this is a trauma I won't forget. Basically I was at Walmart with the family and my stomach was rumbling and in pain. I knew I needed to go to the bathroom soon. I hate using public restro...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cjv0nt/tifu_by_using_the_public_restroom_at_walmart/