Happy New Year. Just because we survived the 2012 zompocalypse doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. Thankfully, some Neuroscientists from Carnegie Mellon have given us detailed insight i...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2015/01/anatomy-of-a-zombie-brain/
Who will you be when the Zombie Apocalypse happens? Find out how well and how strong you can be this December 14th, in Chicago! This workshop is designed to cover a wide range of fighting techn...
As if today’s youth didn’t have enough to worry about, what with zombie attacks, slow websites, expensive lattes and high gas prices, now weed is taking a hit. That is to say, FAKE weed. Wash...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2013/05/say-no-to-drugs-fake-weed-will-zombify-you/
Scientists just cannot leave well enough alone. Living cells just aren’t good enough, now we need silica replica cells to do our bidding. An American team of biology researchers has recently cr...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2013/02/scientists-create-stronger-better-faster-zombie-cells/
Continuing education is important. Your brain will be your best weapon (and most delicious morsel) in the zombie apocalypse. IF you can find a class, forum, or lecture, TAKE IT! Residents of Casp...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2013/01/college-class-to-bring-in-zombie-experts/
The threat of a zombie apocalypse in 2012 may be over, but that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down. We must remain as vigilant as ever in preventing zombie hordes from stalking the Earth...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2013/01/zombie-threat-continues-from-abusers-of-strange-drugs/
There are precious few days left until the weather turns really sour. On Friday, expect a low of 54 degrees and a high of 8 million degrees. The romanticism of the apocalypse is certainly one of ...
By now there are fewer than 60 days remaining for this mortal coil. This may very well be our last Halloween celebration ever that isn’t full of the walking dead. Beyond 2012, it’s all a m...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2012/10/live-the-zombie-apocalypse-this-weekend-in-elgin-il/
Colony Collapse Disorder is destroying honey bee populations around America. Honey bees are an integral and essential but fragile part of the food chain. Unfortunately like we humans, they are no...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2012/01/zombie-parasite-may-explain-honey-bee-deaths/
One year left. Z-Day. 2012. The Mayan zombie super-apocalypse. Sensational journalism. Paranoid survivalists. Gun nuts. People out having fun. Boy scouts taking their preparedness to the next l...
https://www.undeadreport.com/2011/12/zombie-apocalypse-2012-swiftly-approaches/