Designer & photographer working until I no longer have to introduce
myself. I enjoy hanging out with the people I love. Get to know me. I
might love you too. Let’s be honest. I’m flawless. I have two
Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. My hair is insured for $10,000. I do
car commercials in Japan. My favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time
I met John Stamos on a plane and he told me I was handsome. One time,
I punched you in the face. It was awesome.