Free mustaches. Free babies. OK, no free babies. You have to supply
your own baby. BUT WE WILL SEND U A FREE MUSTACHE! Send us your
address or PO box (email: funnymath@gmx.com), and you will receive a
free stache. It will not be poisoned. Then, email a photo of your kid
‘stached out. Please include her/his first name + hometown. Etch
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