phallicthimble : > saint-batrick > : > > >> kuvaton : >> >>> >> >> environmental storytelling. > > ALT
greelin : > greelin > : > > >> the mortifying ordeal of Sending First Message > > the equally mortifying ordeal of Replying To Message That Was Sent > To Me
thoradvice : > may the last two months of 2023 be filled with pleasant plot twists, > spontaneous fun, soft beds, and good vibes
toastedpopsicle : > she let me hit cause. because I’m uh. it’s cause I asked real > nicey.
mumblesplash : > it’s a cautionary tale TO YOU. if i did those things it would have > turned out fine
oysters-aint-for-me : > i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, > i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor > a...
donttwalkaway : > pizzaforpresident > : > >> YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN >> IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY > > you have the re...
iamontheron : > Hits DifferentTaylor SwiftMidnights
professionalchaoticdumbass : > fleshdyke : > >> ??? > > you have to call someone now
titaniagigante : > soundssimpleright > : > > >> 3go >> : >> >> >>> i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch >>> this fukkin clip...
thecoldcoffeecup : > tale as old as time🥂
funeralprocessor : > tooies > : > > >> i think “take a hike” is like the funniest response to >> someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience th...
en-theos : > Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies
tooies : > i think “take a hike” is like the funniest response to someone. > like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of > nature for a bit
ilajue : > washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also > washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet > and floor and hair
m86 : > kawaiigod : > >> sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she >> slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. >> �...
raymcclainholt : > sasukeibnuchiha > : > > >> - Naruto, by Masashi Kishimoto
machineryangel : > shes a 10 but she answers her texts in 70 to 80 business days and > sometimes never
klaasje : > two ppl with shared history is the bestest most delicious compelling > dynamic in the world… exes. old friends. childhood friends. old > friends who are n...
wojit : > rongzhi > : > > >> English added by me :)