This is where people on Tumblr rattle off all of the things that they
label themselves so you know where their group allegiances lie, and
who am I to break with that empty tradition: I am a human being living
in the 21st century, looking for answers and struggling with issues
like everyone else. Atheist. Egalitarian. Pervert. Bisexual. Fat Ass.
Sexy Ass. God. Slave. Douchebag. Boring piece of shit. Loudmouth. You
know what? This is all unnecessary. I’m TJ. How are you? ASK ME
THINGS