Hello everyone! Diary of My 7-Year-Old Self turned 1 today! I know I’ve been slacking on the posts for a while but that’s only because I couldn’t find any new material from when I was young...
Day 59- June 5 1998 Dear Miss Jonsen ken I plless lock at thos sea thingsin that box becous I like the oshen. I wonder if I ever saw those sea things….
Hey everyone, I have 1 last page from my first round of journal pictures and I’ll be posting it on 3/12. Then I’m going to take a few days to upload the next batch and open up the blog for su...
Day 58- June 3 1998 GODZILLA! in Rated PG-13 I mite not be 13 but I em seeing it. YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is adorable, A+ adorable. And I'm doing well now, I'm really happy that people like my blog and I'm really happy that the Billy Jowel page may have connected with you on some personal level....
Day 57- May 28 1998 Mars utacks mite not be relle. But Aliuns hoow nose! Thar has bin sitings un ufo’s ur Aleuns. My Dad whas fling in a arplane and soow a ufo rite next to the...
Day 56- May 21 1998 The day befour yester day four uv the baby ducks didy and yester day a nuther didy. Translation- The day before yesterday four of the baby ducks died and ye...
Day 55- May 11 1998. The lock nest monsta is relle. Plese if you are golfing and you asedentle hit it in the lack donot trie to get it. Translation- The Loch Ness Monster is re...
Day 54- May 8 1998 Aleans are thae relle are thae not? If you know eneinfourmashun if you have a fotegraf you will get 10000$. Translation- Aliens; are they real, are they no...
Day 53- May 7 1998 I am riting ubout a Dsaster. the Dsaster is my bruther steling my Hocke cords uspshle the Islenders. the brat -> Translation: I am writing about a disaster. ...
Day 52- May 5 1998 Grat white sharcks are the sise of a moterbot. Jos is a grat white sharck. Ain’t that the truth little me, ain’t that the truth.
Day 51- May 4 1998 I have the Move Lost welr Jusic parc. I love it. Translation- I have the movie Lost World: Jurassic Park. I love it. This is perfect and true but not as go...
Day 50- May 1 1998 Last nite I saw Billy Jowel. His drummer whes throig drum sticks and I gut one uv the sticks. Translation- Last night I saw Billy Joel. His drummer was throwing drum sticks...
Day 49- April 30 1998 Hoke sesin is over. But I still like hocke. And you stil do 7-year-old me, you still do…
Day 48- April 24 1998 In time the werld wod be dfrint. Translation- In time the world would be different. This is one of my favorite pages because it is so deep. Yes 7-year...
Day 47- Aprill 22 1998 I like bugs the sentupeds werms and uspeshule spiters. spiters have bin urawnd ever sins the dinusur Translate- I like bugs, the centipedes, worms, and es...
Day 46- April 20 1998 Last tuesday I whent to the Stachow of librte. First I whent on a tran. secint I whent on the subway. therd I whent on a fere enthen I was at the stacow of ...
Day 45- April 8 1998 Today thar is a bee in ur room. I hope he gos uwa. Translation- Today there is a bee in our room. I hope he goes away. I sound like a young pirate in thi...
Day 44- April 6 1998 The titanik was a vere big ship. the titanik hit a isebrg and sunk. I know Titanic the film came out in November 1997 but MAN did I like the Titanic. I had...
If you keep up with my blog you'll see in a few days that I indeed know what dinosaurs looked like (or at least what a t-rex in Jurassic Park looked like)