THE world is feeling a warm glow of nostalgia thanks to the uncanny historical similarities that can be read into the shooting of the Slovakian prime minister.
MAGALUF, Amsterdam – seemingly everywhere in Europe has unaccountably turned against the traditional drunken British tourist. But why?
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IT’S claimed that Donald Trump’s long hours in the courtroom are causing him to emit a large amount of anal gas. Here he explains how to minimise the embarrassment in various situations.
PRAGUE and Amsterdam no fun anymore? Looking for new locations to stagger around hammered before pissing against a historical monument?
DONALD Trump is on trial for financial malfeasance in New York. Could you serve as a juror, or have you unaccountably developed opinions about him?
DONALD Trump’s campaign team are confident in their chances of electoral success as an earthquake and a solar eclipse foreshadow great evil coming to the US.
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A RUSSIAN man has admitted he does not see the point of voting in the presidential election because it never makes a difference anyway.
DONALD Trump has all but clinched the Republican presidential nomination, because that’s America. Who will win the forthcoming geriatric rematch?
AN unexploded World War Two bomb saw thousands evacuated and Plymouth shut down yesterday. Should we return it to Germany from 30,000ft?
The winner of the inaugural Daily Mash caption competition is...
A HUGE row in the Commons which threatened the Speaker’s position and damaged everyone involved has proved it is never worth having an opinion on Gaza.
IS it me? Am I cursed in some way? Because Navalny is far from the first. There was Prigozhin last year and countless others. Why do they all keep dying?
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/why-does-everyone-keep-dying-on-me-20240216245484
PRESIDENT Biden has hit out at critics who blame his failing memory on his age, saying it is because he smokes copious amounts of marijuana.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/its-the-weed-says-biden-20240209245270
DONALD Trump plans to fight the presidential election on a solid campaign of easily disprovable bullshit, lapped up by lunatics who already hold these fictional beliefs.
AS the Welsh first minister resigns, many feel that Wales was a brave experiment that has sadly failed. Here Charlotte Phelps and Huw Davies debate whether it should be shut down.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/wales-is-it-time-to-close-it-down-20231214243529
BRITAIN and America have many things in common, but first names aren’t one of them. Here are some that Brits would never foist upon their children.