Not asking him to form, telling him he’s going. TSM
https://totalsororitymove.com/not-asking-him-to-form-telling-him-hes-going-tsm/
Why would I buy a fraternity rush shirt when I know I can get one for free when I shack in a few weeks?
My biggest fear is checking my email after the standards chair announces that standards notices have been sent out. And spiders. Don’t like spiders.
Buying a new shirt when you hear about a day party instead of stopping home to change out of your letters.
Being home is smashing a beer with your dad and seeing his disappointment but feeling his mental high five.
If you truly put in the work, every game is a drinking game.
https://totalsororitymove.com/if-you-truly-put-in-the-work-every-game-is-a-drinking-game/
Man hunting doesn’t stop until you’ve got a rock and a monogram. TSM.
https://totalsororitymove.com/man-hunting-doesnt-stop-until-youve-got-a-rock-and-a-monogram/
I put the “lit” in “little.” TSM.
Venmo is my favorite social media, because I love to try and guess what illegal activity “you know” is referring to.
“Wait. Is this a story from when you were drunk or when you were a kid?”
https://totalsororitymove.com/wait-is-this-a-story-from-when-you-were-drunk-or-when-you-were-a-kid/