Chen: You know what's really sad? D.O: You’re dying? Chen: No, Kai hasn’t asked you out yet. D.O: You’re dying.
Kyungsoo: I never enjoy anything. I’m always waiting for whatever’s next. I think everyone’s like that… living life in fast forward, never stopping to enjoy the moment, too busy trying to...
Xiumin: I’m sad. Yixing: *lifts up shirt and wiggles abs* Did that help? Xiumin: I’m still sad. Show me more.
not only, but as of late that seems to be what’s going on. I can’t speak for the other admin, but I personally am no longer really in the exo fandom, so I’m pretty much just posting submiss...
not recently, no ^^;; most of them are user submissions! thank you! I hope you’re having a nice day too :D
Chanyeol: Have you guys seen Baekhyun or Kyungsoo? Others: Nope Chanyeol: Oh… Suho: Why do you ask? Chanyeol: Because I dared Baekhyun to prank call Kyungsoo… D.O: *walks in out of nowh...
Kris: When’s Lay gonna get here? Luhan: I don’t know, but I told him to meet us here by this tree. Tao: He was supposed to bring the snacks too. Lay: *in a supermarket eating free samples*...
Sehun: Mom! Suho: What? Sehun: Can I Suho: Ask your father. Sehun: But he’s not here, I can’t- Suho: Exactly.
D.O: *giving out chores to prepare for a party* Baekhyun: What can I do? D.O: Other than pimp you, I can’t think of nothing to do with you.
Sehun: Hey Kai? Kai: What? Sehun: Why is it called the third wheel? Kai: Because bicycles don’t need three wheels. Sehun: What about tricycles? Kai: Those are threesomes. But you know how ...
it’s... somewhat active lol thanks ^^ ~Admin E
Chanyeol: How’s life? Kai: no Kai: life is terrible Kai: go away Chanyeol: You look like you need some positivity therapy. Chanyeol: FLUFFY DUCKLINGS Kai: no Chanyeol: RAINBOWS AND SUNS...
Xiumin: What happened last night? Chen: You were drunk. Xiumin: No, I wasn’t. Chen: You were cutting open all my pineapples yelling “SPONGEBOB! I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!” Xiumin: -_-
thanks! ~Admin E
thank you ^^ ~Admin E
Chanyeol: Xiumin! Look at what I drew! Xiumin: A donkey with a circle on its shoulder? Chanyeol: Yup! It’s a portrait of you! Xiumin: … Xiumin: I will murder you.
*D.O and Baekhyun walk into a bar* D.O: I’ll have H2O. Baekhyun: I’ll have H2O too. Bartender: One water and a hydrogen peroxide. Baekhyun: I didn’t order this. I meant I wanted water t...
D.O: I love view. Kai: I love you, too. D.O: No, I meant SHINee’s new music video, “View” Kai: Oh… I meant that too…
D.O: Who needs backpacks, handbags, and fanny packs in space? Kris: Excuse you? I wanna look good in the galaxy. Lay: And carry stuff into the galaxy. Like stuff that’ll take you higher than ...
Chanyeol: I am aware that I am an asshole. Chen: It’s good that you're self aware. Chanyeol: I really don’t care about all of that though. Chen: Silly me, thinking you were on your way to...