Imagine this: you’re refilling gas for your car when a shadowy creature emerges. You can hear something mumbling but can’t make out the words. You drop the fuel filler and your shoes are soaked in oil. The dim gas station light begins to show the shadowy creature. He whispers in your ear, “I like crackers and snacks.” As he waddles away you look down your pants only to find a single stick of maize where your penis used to be. I am the man with no name, I’m 26, I’m a USMC veteran, and love things like pokemon, guns, literature, maize, history, cartoons, debates, dogs, cats, tigers, otters, music, and the Green Bay Packers. Enjoy your stay.
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flip-this-table : > scp682 > : > > >> the year is 2020, and i am found guilty of treason against the >> united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and...
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cocomoraine : >> I spit on the men, who did this. And I curse the price I have to >> pay. But I am making my peace with it. You make yours. And go into >> ...
amatesura : >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE DOING HERE?! TELL THOSE GENIUSES WHAT >> THEY HAVE DONE! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! TELL THEM! GO TELL THEM! >> RYZHKOV! GO ...
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landofbins : > fuckingexplosive > : > > >> dojutsu >> : >> >> >>> me watching pastel and anime kin blogs talk about wanting to >>> kill people >> >>...
terraesthetix : > carbink > : > > >> castielsroosterteethwingman >> : >> >> >>> >> >> So basically the cylinder that science has used as THE kilogram ...
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snarkitect : > the scariest thing is that the banshee is a normal human with no > animal features
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bonkalore : > anubianpagan > : > > >> everythingfox >> : >> >> >>> This is so dramatic
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aviewfrommercury : > mlmgods : > >> > > Shaggy would never say that. > > This is far more accurate:
al-arc : > Best use of marketing at my school
ddc4814 : > when shit’s going down but it ain’t none of your business
holy-toledo-4077 : > Some more MASH memes
dacasyo : > iconic