Good After-Morning!

Well then, my friends, here we are. This is definitely it, because I gotta disassemble and pack the computer tonight. It's been a strange week. Strange 'good', really. The Noob started on Monda...

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Ah kids, chums, buddies. Friends, Romans, Cunts. Fetch y'selves up a drink and sit the fuck down. Here it is. I don't quite know how to do this one. OK. Drink, breathe, etc. Right...

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Tell you what, I've just had a look through mine, and from a detached perspective, some of it's a bit weird. My inventory of just one of my desk drawers is as follows : 6 lighters 1 tube of too...

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Ah, it's a fucking great line, but I wish it was true.  OK. So I arrived into work this morning and discovered, pleasingly, that the office facility has installed an espresso machine. I avail...

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All week, The Boss has been singing the first line of Bad Moon Rising. This annoys me a bit more than her usual medleys, mostly because on this occasion she's butchering a song that I really real...

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There's a building across the street being renovated and as such it is filled with workmen. I can see them cracking up laughing several times each day when The Boss does her boxing-type moves. It...

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My desk is this large L-shaped sort of affair, with the computer and so on at the front end and a bit of space over to the right of me. When I've got my head buried in figures or whatever, I like...

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I'm sick. Bleh. I knew something was vaguely wrong last week when I awoke to discover my vulva had swollen to enormous proportions. I just assumed whatever was wrong would go away by itself but...

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Well chums. Today passed pretty much peacefully and uneventfully. Fuck am I glad. Good spirits. I feel honour-bound to relate the following conversation to y'all. The Boss : "When do we get...

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So yes, today. I went to work feeling like a condemned man, absolutely bloody dreading it. Just before entering into the office I decided that it was in the interests of my sanity to attempt to b...

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So yes. The rest of yesterday. We finally managed to stop dancing around it and had a HUGE BLOODY ROW. This might get a bit technical, bear with me. About six months ago, one of the shippin...

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So around the middle of the day, The Boss has a PANIC. She yelps aloud : "MY COMPUTER'S GONE MAD!" I am thinking, I don't fucking blame it. She squawks : "IT'S GONE CRAZY!" I am thinking, h...

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So I arrived in this morning full of, shall we say, utter fucking dread. But it is the nature of this industry that the unexpected can and does happen all the time. In my inbox was another ...

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If you could create some kind of mood-measuring-machine and hook us up to it, I think it would represent the mood in the office currently as a sine wave. The up/down curves represent "The Boss is...

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Follows on from this. There are days, y'know, when I think she's ok. And days when I think she's ok but just a bit mad, a bit ditzy, maybe a bit crazy even. And then other days, like today, wh...

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I knew something was wrong quite early on today. I have a nose for these things, at this stage I think I'd have met with tragedy by now if I didn't. There was, shall we say, an Atmosphere. It's...

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Yeah. Jesus. The United States Customs & Border Protection Agency honestly do not fuck about, when it gets down to it. There is not really very much of the whole give-and-take with them. They...

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The Boss : "I don't like the way you do your rates." Here's me, internally : OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT NOW WOMAN. Here's me, out loud : "Eh.. how so?" The Boss : "Because you don't show your w...

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The Boss : "What's a starfish?" Here's me : "Uh..." I mean, wha? The Boss : "Starflush." Here's me : "Wha?" The Boss : "Starfresh." Here's me : "Context. Please. Context." The Boss :...

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Just reading blogging chum Manuel's latest entry about his failure to win the lottery , and have realised that I am very, very stupid. The Boss and myself have been playing the national lottery...

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The Boss : "How would I get an out-of-gauge piece from Dublin..." Here's me : "Yes?" The Boss : "To Dublin?" Here's me : "No no no NO NO NO. To where? It's not from Dublin to fucking Dublin...

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The Boss : "Did you book reference KLU0014?" Here's me : "Hang on, I'll check." I type this into the 'find' box and start rolling a cigarette. The Boss : "What are you doing? You said you'd ...

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The Bloody Boss, Her Bloody Computer, The Bloody Photocopier, The Bloody Firewall. My favourite things, they are not, honestly. OK. *sigh* In case you don't know already, our photocopier/sca...

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Hello chums. Sorry for the lack of posting, I was away for a couple of days then managed to contract the godawful bastard of a thing which is the "Winter Vomiting Bug". Jesus. Talk about sick. ...

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presenting "Fight The Power (Supply)" by SK and TB being an comedic farce of errors  featuring an cast of idiots I got drunk last night. By accident. It happens. As a result, I wen...

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