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Jay-z Says Beyonc Is Not Pregnant, Calls Rumors 'worse Than Blogs'
Published: Monday May 20th 1PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/jay-z-says-beyo...pregnant-calls-rumors-worse-508868593
Description: The world rejoiced last week when, for a moment, rumors and reality became one and it was revealed that Blue Ivy would have a new sibling, one Red Vine. But with the light of a new week growing strong, dreams have been crushed and we'll just have to drown our sorrows in a bunch of lemon drops or something because Beyonc is reportedly NOT pregnant.Read more... read more »
Poor, Horny Romantics Ready To Die Can Work At The Titanic Ii
Published: Monday May 20th 1PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/poor-horny-roma...to-die-can-work-at-the-tita-508867868
Description: Because why not, some gadzillionaire has invested in the Titanic II, an exact replica of that one crazy cruise ship that was so full of love, giant diamonds, and, uh, death, and apparently lonely boners and sad hearts are already willing to pay 1 million to be a bourgie guest at the Neue Titanic. But what if you're a peasant No worries you can work on the Titanic II. Read more... read more »
New York Governor Bravely Takes On The Kardashian Hydra
Published: Monday May 20th 12PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/new-york-govern...kes-on-the-kardashian-hydra-508849602
Description: You may recall the recent Kardashian Khroma Kurfuffle in which the Klan decided to name their makeup line a name that was already taken by another makeup line. This ended in the family actually losing a court case and having to name their line something boring and normal like Kardashian Beauty. Now they're being attacked from another, much more nefarious party: New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo.Read more... read more »
Florida Girl Faces Felony For Dating Female Classmate
Published: Monday May 20th 12PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/florida-girl-fa...for-dating-female-classmate-508849336
Description: Kaitlyn Hunt's parents knew their 18-year-old daughter was dating a 15-year-old girl whom she met through classes and varsity sports at the Florida high school the two attended. But when the younger girl's parents learned about the relationship, they had Kaitlyn arrested on two counts of felony lewd and lascivious battery on a child ages 12 to 16. Kaitlyn must now choose whether to go to trial if found guilty, she'd have to register as a sex offender and could serve up to 15 years in prison or a... read more »
Pms Is The Cultural Expectation Of Being A Basket Of Goddamn Sunshine
Published: Monday May 20th 11AM
Link: http://jezebel.com/pms-is-the-cult...ion-of-being-a-basket-of-go-508867580
Description: A growing number of experts are arguing that as far as mental health is concerned pre-menstrual syndrome is a culture-bound syndrome, meaning that it's diagnosis is based on societal expectations of how women should behave and feel, instead of biological reasoning.Read more... read more »
Kotaku Here Is A Real Ps4 Teaser Video Io9 How The Runaways Movie That Never Happened Helped To Fu
Published: Monday May 20th 11AM
Link: http://lauren.kinja.com/kotaku-her...teaser-video-io9-how-the-ru-508872088
Description: Kotaku Here Is a Real PS4 Teaser Video io9How the Runaways Movie That Never Happened Helped to Fuel Iron Man 3 Gawker Taylor Swift's Award-Winning Reaction to Justin and Selena Kissing Jalopnik The Ten Craziest Single Seat Road CarsRead more... read more »
Nightclub Puts Two-way Mirrors In Restroom So Guys Can Sneak A Peek
Published: Monday May 20th 11AM
Link: http://jezebel.com/nightclub-puts-...ors-in-restroom-so-guys-can-508817106
Description: The brand-new Shimmy Club in Glasgow, Scotland has allegedly celebrated its opening by installing two-way mirrors in some of its private rooms. Aye, aye, creepiness Read more... read more »
Asses Out And Buttcheek Chic: The Billboard Awards Red Carpet
Published: Monday May 20th 11AM
Link: http://jezebel.com/asses-out-and-b...ic-the-billboard-awards-red-508802759
Description: Unlike the stuffy, proper garments you see at movie star events, the dress code at music award shows is usually a little wacky, very risqu and a lot of fun. And last night at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards, instead of good, bad, and ugly, the style was more good, bad, and ass-hanging-out. Read more... read more »
Everyone's A Critic: Dogs Finally Get Their Own Version Of Yelp
Published: Monday May 20th 10AM
Link: http://jezebel.com/everyones-a-cri...nally-get-their-own-version-508857235
Description: Twitter for terriers. Facebook for Frenchies. Grindr for greyhounds. All great ideas, but the truth is that there just aren't enough social networking sites/apps for dogs until now that is. Internet, meet Where My Dogs At. Where My Dogs At, meet the internet. Now sniff each others butts and go play rough with one another.Read more... read more »
Lovely Uma Thurman To Play Noted Hate-monger Anita Bryant In Biopic
Published: Monday May 20th 10AM
Link: http://jezebel.com/lovely-uma-thur...oted-hate-monger-anita-brya-508827369
Description: Uma Thurman is onboard to play Anita Bryant in a biopic of the very troubled and very hateful woman. I love you, Uma, but I'm gonna have to throw oranges at the screen you know that, right Read more... read more »
18-year-old Girl's Invention Could One Day Instacharge Your Phone
Published: Monday May 20th 9AM
Link: http://jezebel.com/18-year-old-gir...n-could-one-day-instacharge-508815036
Description: At this Saturday's Intel International Science and Engineering Fair, brilliant teenager Eesha Khare from Saratoga, CA, won 50,000 for inventing a supercapacitor that could one day charge your phone battery in 20 to 30 seconds. My phone is always dying in important situations Angry Birds , so I AM READY.Read more... read more »
We Know You've Always Wondered What It Would Be Like To Get The Chance To Snoop Through Nicolas Cage
Published: Monday May 20th 9AM
Link: http://jezebel.com/we-know-youve-a...ed-what-it-would-be-like-to-508848426
Description: We know you've always wondered what it would be like to get the chance to snoop through Nicolas Cage's house; VICE did it for you and found, among other things, a pair of old long underwear, a fireman's helmet and not one but two whips.Read more... read more »
Tan Mom's Music Video Is A Retina-scorching Shitshow
Published: Monday May 20th 9AM
Link: http://jezebel.com/tan-moms-music-...a-retina-scorching-shitshow-508844396
Description: Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest. As in, I'm drooling now, and my butthole is really, really loose, and I'm losing all perspective, and who are these poor gay guys Read more... read more »
The Great Thing About Taking Big Chances When You Re Younger Is You Have Less To Lose, And You Don T
Published: Sunday May 19th 11PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/the-great-thing...-big-chances-when-you-re-yo-508802057
Description: The great thing about taking big chances when you re younger is you have less to lose, and you don t know as much. So you take big swings. And more annotated wisdom from Amy Poehler. Read more... read more »
The Bluth Family's Main Mode Of Transportation Is Gonna Get A Ticket
Published: Sunday May 19th 10PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/the-bluth-famil...-of-transportation-is-gonna-508798716
Description: SANTA MONICA, CA - MAY 19: General atmosphere at 'Arrested Development' Bluth Stair Car at Santa Monica Pier on May 19, 2013 in Santa Monica, California.Read more... read more »
Guess Which Disney Princess This Is
Published: Sunday May 19th 9PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/guess-which-disney-princess-this-is-508796855
Description: The correct answer is: It's Brave's Merida. The more correct answer: It could be any of the white ones so... almost all of them with a wavy it's not even curly Jesus red wig on. Ugh Read more... read more »
Solar Powered Cat Toys Are Cat Nip To Crazy Cat Ladies
Published: Sunday May 19th 8PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/solar-powered-c...cat-nip-to-crazy-cat-ladies-508782829
Description: Has more than one person gifted you this toy Then you probably need this solar powered toy. Also, you are the best kind of person; never stop doing you. Well, until your cats eventually eat you. Read more... read more »
Taylor Swift And The Many Faces Of Fear
Published: Sunday May 19th 6PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/taylor-swift-and-the-many-faces-of-fear-508750640
Description: Taylor Swift is up for Top Artist in the Universe at tonight's Billboard Music Awards, but she probably won't win because voters can smell fear. And Taylor Swift, if her appearances on Ellen are any indication, is very afraid.Read more... read more »
Ryan Gosling Is Completely Endearing In Latest Showbiz Anecdote
Published: Sunday May 19th 6PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/ryan-gosling-is...endearing-in-latest-showbiz-508737338
Description: Ryan Gosling s smirking, sun-dappled face will appear twice over the course of the Cannes Film Festival: in the erotically violent Nicolas Winding Refn film Only God Forgives, and then briefly in a documentary about the ruthless business behind movie-making, Seduced & Abandoned, where he shares a few charming stories about his career, the absurdity of aspiring actors, and all those times as a young boy he rubbed his boner all over VHS tapes. Brace yourself.Read more... read more »
Kerry Washington Tells Gw Grads All About Her Frog Years
Published: Sunday May 19th 5PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/kerry-washingto...ads-all-about-her-frog-year-508750054
Description: Other than George Washington, George Washington Carver, Washington Irving, or Martha Washington, who d be the best Washington to give the commencement address to the Class of 13 at George Washington University Kerry Washington, of course, who is not only a GW alum, but also plays a D.C. insider on television.Read more... read more »
Latest Anchorman 2 Trailer Features Sound Advice From Brick Tamland
Published: Sunday May 19th 5PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/latest-anchorma...eatures-sound-advice-from-b-508738714
Description: The latest trailer for Anchorman 2 is basically the same as the first trailer for Anchorman 2, except that the jokes are different and Brick Tamland offers some really great advice about hugging a strange child in a public place: don't. Unless the child's parents are present, then by all means Also, Brian Fantana has a new cologne that sounds even more potent than Sex Panther.Read more... read more »
Nutella's Legal Wolfpack Shuts Down Nutella Enthusiast's World Nutella Day, Which Is A Total Bummer
Published: Sunday May 19th 4PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/nutellas-legal-...ts-down-nutella-enthusiasts-508752088
Description: Nutella's legal wolfpack shuts down Nutella enthusiast's World Nutella Day, which is a total bummer for anyone who appreciates a good hazelnut spread.Read more... read more »
So Sharon And Ozzy Osbourne Have Reconciled, Apparently
Published: Sunday May 19th 4PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/so-sharon-and-o...-have-reconciled-apparently-508736742
Description: Remember how Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne broke up amid rumors that Ozzy is actually a gargoyle from the semi-popular children s cartoon Gargoyles No doubt you were devastated, but there s good news the Osbournes are not breaking up, and they have the awkward public appearance to prove it Read more... read more »
Lake Bell Is Optimistic About Gender Equality In Hollywood
Published: Sunday May 19th 4PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/lake-bell-is-op...t-gender-equality-in-hollyw-508718600
Description: Lake Bell, one of the triumvirs starring in the new cabin-in-the-woods thriller Black Rock, had an interesting take on the difficulties female filmmakers face when trying to break into the Hollywood mainstream. Though the gender disparity in the ranks of Hollywood scribes and directors is pretty glaring, Bell is optimistic that the industry has made lots of gender equality progress.Read more... read more »
Shetland Pony Suckles Lamb, Ushers In Era Of World Peace
Published: Sunday May 19th 3PM
Link: http://jezebel.com/shetland-pony-s...ushers-in-era-of-world-peac-508713692
Description: Just when you thought Shetland ponies couldn t get any more adorable, they go ahead and quadruple their adorability in one squee-packed news item. A mother pony living in the Black Mountains in Wales let a lamb suckle from her despite having a young foal of her own.Read more... read more »