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Pope Resigns On Obama S Orders
Published: Monday February 11th 7AM
Link: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/54606/pope-resigns-on-obamas-orders/
Description: VATICAN CITY Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so. President Obama hasn’t been happy with Pope Benedict XVI for the last four years. Pope Benedict has not been an adversary to the President, but he hasn’t help the President change the world’s mind on gay marriage, abortion and removal of religion from the public square. President Obama flew to Rome over the weekend and then, last night, Pope Benedict shocked the world by ... read more »
Super Bowl Blackout Joe Biden Did It
Published: Monday February 4th 8AM
Link: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlin...super-bowl-blackout-joe-biden-did-it/
Description: NFL officials confirmed this morning that the blackout at Superbowl XLVII was caused by — Joe Biden Joe Biden was backstage with Jay-Z during Beyonce halftime appearance. When her performance was over the lights in the stadium went out for a minute and that’s when Biden made a move to great her when she was coming back into the lockerroom area. Biden accidentally tripped over an important power cable and that sent sparks flying every direction. Soon after, half the stadium went black... read more »
Obama Joins Nra
Published: Monday January 28th 12AM
Link: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/54258/obama-joins-nra/
Description: President Obama shocked Americans today by announcing that he has joined the National Rifle Association. Amid conservative anger over President Obamas proposals to ban assault weapons as part of a drastic overhaul of US gun control laws, the president said that he was going to join the NRA. ’ve always loved guns and I have a over twenty guns in my personal collection,” the President reportedly said. A White House aide showed WWN the President’s gun collection: Asked in a magazi... read more »
Lady Gaga Shoots Her Gun Bra
Published: Monday January 14th 8AM
Link: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/53942/lady-gaga-shoot-her-gun-bra/
Description: At her concert in Vancouver, Lady Gaga accidentally shot off her gun bra backstage. The popstar donned the outfit, consisting of two assault rifles strapped to each cup, during her concert in Vancouver, Canada. She had gun experts on both sides of the stage to ensure that nobody would get hurt. But when she went backstage, she accidentally tripped and fired a hundred rounds. Luckily, the only thing she hit was her meat dress, which was shredded to pieces. The pop star was shaken up and vowed nev... read more »
Biden Puts White House On Lockdown To Find Car Keys
Published: Sunday December 2nd 10PM
Link: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlin...e-house-on-lockdown-to-find-car-keys/
Description: WASHINGTON — Emergency doors locked and sirens wailing, the White House was put on lockdown today as Vice President Joe Biden said he must find his missing car keys. At first, Biden laughed and said he knew ” where he had put them, but a quick trip into a restroom stall was fruitless, according to accounts. “They were, like, just in my hand,” Biden said, motioning a team toward another wing of the building. “No one can leave this place until I find them. And someone... read more »
Joe Biden Concedes Election
Published: Wednesday November 7th 9AM
Link: http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/52397/joe-biden-concedes-election/
Description: Late last night, after winning the election, Joe Biden conceded to Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. After President Obama gave his victory speech, a confused Joe Biden went back to his hotel and made his concession speech. “I want to congratulate Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan on their victory tonight. I will back them fully when they take office in January,” Biden reportedly said. I left everything on the field, I gave it my all, and the President and I are bummed, of course, but we have to mo... read more »
Romney Wins Final Debate
Published: Monday October 22nd 6PM
Link: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/52080/romney-wins-final-debate/
Description: Pundits on all major networks agree… Mitt Romney crushed President Obama in tonight’s final debate. The final debate between President Barack Obama and Republican candidate Gov. Mitt Romney that took place at 9 p.m. Oct. 22nd in Boca Raton is over and… Mitt Romney absolutely demolished President Obama, according to all the mainstream media sources. President Barack Obama dodged and weaved when trying to answer questions about Libya and the Mid East, while Mitt Romney remained c... read more »
Obama Wins Second Debate
Published: Tuesday October 16th 6PM
Link: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/51960/obama-wins-second-debate/
Description: Pundits on all major networks agree… Barack Obama annihilated Mitt Romney in tonight’s townhall debate. All eyes were on Hofstra University Tuesday night for the second presidential debate between President Barack Obama and his opponent, Mitt Romney. The town hall format gave both candidates a chance to shine. According to 100 of pundits polled by democratic pundits, President Obama won the debate in dramatic fashion. “Hands down. He won,” said Paul Begala. ”He dest... read more »
Best Of Biden 27 Photos
Published: Friday October 12th 10AM
Link: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/51833/best-of-biden-27-photos/
Description: Joe Biden was all smiles at last night’s debate. Here’s some of his hit photos over the years… Here’s “Uncle Joe” and his great expressions. Which one you like the best 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. Joe as a baby. WWN exclusive. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Baby Joe again… 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. read more »
Ryan Wins Debate
Published: Thursday October 11th 4PM
Link: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/51811/ryan-wins-debate/
Description: Pundits on all major networks agree… Paul Ryan absolutely destroyed Joe Biden in tonight’s Vice Presidential debate. The only debate between Vice President Joe Bide and Republican candidate Congressman Paul Ryan, which took place at 9 p.m. in Danville, Kentucky is over and… Paul Ryan wiped the floor with Joe Biden, according to all the mainstream media sources. “It was a total disaster for Biden,” MSNBC’s Chris Matthews screamed. ”What the hell are the d... read more »