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My Real Memoir “Coincidence? I think not!” is a cliché used to tease people who think every slight similarity is fraught with cosmic meaning. And yet there are those times when a thing is so...
Everyone makes mistakes, but most of them are either insignificant or are caught and corrected before going public. And those that aren’t? Well, file them under What Were They Thinking? Right...
Image by Ricardo Alfaro My Real Memoir The future I’d planned as a teenager was gone: my almost-famous band had disintegrated, my high school celebrity was yellowing in a scrapbook, and my firs...
https://mitchteemley.com/2024/04/23/the-long-and-winding-road/
How do you define “cute”? Oh, you know, it’s, um… Sometimes cute is funny, sometimes it’s a baby (human or animal) or at least something sweet or innocent…but then again, it isn’t a...
https://mitchteemley.com/2024/04/19/50-visual-definitions-of-cute/
I’ve started work on my new novel Fifty Shades of a Wimpy Kid on a Train Where the Crawdads Sing. This is a very personal story for me, and I deeply resent any suggestion it’s derivative of o...
If you’re going to have a surreal experience, my wife is the one to do it with. A few years back, we went to see First Man, a movie about the first moon landing. Just as Neil Armstrong and cre...
https://mitchteemley.com/2024/04/17/the-moon-landing-that-almost-never-happened/
My Real Memoir It was late summer when Rick showed up, tragically bored. “Let’s go somewhere, anywhere.” Anywhere Trips With Rick were patently dangerous. Like the winter we’d awakened un...
https://mitchteemley.com/2024/04/16/i-was-attacked-and-lived-to-tell-the-tail/
Oh, So Human! Click on any image to enlarge it, or to begin slide show.
https://mitchteemley.com/2024/04/12/irony-thy-name-is-human-2/
Animal group names are a hoot. Here are some of my favorite official group names (Source: The Oxford Dictionary) organized into three unofficial categories: So Appropriate (I mean, what else cou...
https://mitchteemley.com/2024/04/11/funny-animal-group-names/