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I like peanut butter. Sure it sticks on the roof of your mo...y a problem that I can see, as long as you like peanut butter.
From “Not That Kind of Dog: Lena Dunham’s Puppy Tells You What She’s ‘Learned’.” At first I thought we were just playing a game. I like to play games, games with sticks, games with ba...
“Ed, we could just as well sell a hammer that some psycho uses to smash the heads of people walking down Second Avenue.”
“Don, I gotta admit, all this talk of rifles and lovers makes me a bit uncomfortable. What if something like that DID happen?” “It happens every day, Ed. This is America: people get shot.�...
“I’m not sure I like that ‘new’, Don.”
“Don, do you ever think that there must be more to this?” “We’re a Resale shop: we resell things. That pretty much covers it.” “No — I mean Life: it just feels like it is the same t...
https://betamax3000.wordpress.com/2014/10/26/im-not-sure-i-like-that-new-don/
“–that’s gone to shit, Laura: the world has gone to s...ost people in it are shit. Shit people, in a world of shit.”
“I don’t think I can do it anymore…” “Don’t say that, Larry, don’t say it!” “It is the just the same thing, day after day…” “People NEED you, Larry, they depend on you!”...
Turtles All The Way Down, or Riffing in ‘C’ Sharp.
Turtles All The Way Down, or Riffing in ‘C’ Sharp. “The Crack Emcee is the Truth-teller and the Trickster, he is the Jokerman: he is the Black Conservative who has found his own ‘Slow Tra...
https://betamax3000.wordpress.com/2014/09/21/turtles-all-the-way-down-or-riffing-in-c-sharp/
September 8
Making progress on the first draft of stand-up. Currently thinking when this first draft is done I’ll record an audio run-through, possibly post it on YouTube for some feedback, get used to he...
Not necessarily a Top Twenty…
….just a sampler of pieces that I like out of the hundreds. Many are one of a set (sexbots. James the Non-Racist Slave Owner, etc), feel free to explore through Categories. Removing my teeth vo...
https://betamax3000.wordpress.com/2014/09/04/not-necessarily-a-top-twenty/
The Future has Many Pasts.
Might be light-to-nonexistent on the ‘comedy’ commentary for awhile. As I stated on an Althouse post “Betamax3000 is tired of Betamax3000.” I know: third-person is irritating. Inarticul...
https://betamax3000.wordpress.com/2014/09/03/the-future-has-many-pasts/
Charlie and Yoko don’t need no clothes, dig?
What if it’s True, Man?” Guy says: I know Charlie Manson was OUT THERE, man, but sometimes you gotta be far out to know what’s gonna happen on the inside, you dig? I mean, maybe the Beatles...
https://betamax3000.wordpress.com/2014/09/01/charlie-and-yoko-dont-need-no-clothes-dig/
Well if you must go, I shall picture you leaving as a swan gliding upon a deep blue lake.
Starbucks Sensual Pick-up Guy says: I see you like soy in your Americano, I find that enticing. Soy milk is milk of the earth: there is something very sensual about it, don’t you agree? No? I c...