You want to know where to find stuff that I think and say? This is
where you find stuff that I think and say. Not the STUFF. Links to the
stuff. Because I can’t post everything I think and say on this site,
because it is one of those sites for people who, in a comment, will
actually put “TL/DR” because they don’t realize that it takes
probably about as much time to get to the comments form, log in, type
in your name, confirm it via email, then hit the link and come back
and type “TL/DR” as it does to read the thing in the first place.
Those people are a special sort of attention-addled subset of society.
Those people won’t probably like my posts, which are long. Much
longer than THIS. This is nothing for me. I am literally writing this
in the few moments I have before I begin my work day. I have spent
about 20 seconds on this, and have given it no thought. If I can do
that, and if I can do that while listening to “One Foot” by fun.
on Pandora, imagine what I can do when I put my mind to it! You will
be boggled by the amount of words I can use to describe very little,
actually, or sometimes a lot. Sometimes I say a lot about a little and
sometimes I say a lot about a lot. That’s the breaks, kiddo. Also:
The title? Velociraptors are fake. Thought I’d break it to you
gently. It’s kind of a long story but I totally proved it, so, SUCK
IT, SCIENCE I BEAT YOU.
