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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, “Whoev...

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In fourth grade, my son had a huge crush on a classmate. So for Valentine’s Day, he bought her a box of chocolates and took it into school. When I returned home from work, I found him on the co...

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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won’t eat it if they know what it is – so he does not t...

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There was a young boy just learning to be an altar boy, and he was very nervous. On his first Sunday, there was a special service, and the Priest explained to him that when he said, “And the An...

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“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class. “NO!” the child...

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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell me Mary Margaret, ...

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On this particular day, the teacher asked her class “Which part of the body goes to heaven first?” One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think your mind goes to heaven first because ...

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A young Jewish boy goes to a new school in a small American mid-west town. The teacher asks the class, “Who was the greatest man that ever lived?” A girl raises her hand and says, “I think ...

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The boy’s father said that him and mom are making a little sister for him. So the next day the dad came home from work and saw the little boy crying. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. The...

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A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to th...

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