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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A former Occupy Wall Street leader who has spent the last five years trying to dismantle capitalism by subverting its exploitative wage system has reluctantly accepted a job a...
http://dandygoat.com/former-occupy-leader-reluctantly-accepts-job-as-bank-teller
In the wake of yet another highly publicized tragedy, the U.S. sympathy market has been flooded with condolences, both genuine and counterfeit, causing the price of thoughts and prayers to plu...
http://dandygoat.com/price-of-thoughts-and-prayers-nosedives-to-all-time-low
The University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton Business School is offering a new course this fall: BUS 415: Concealing Your Psychopathic Identity: The Secret to Becoming a Master of the Universe ...
http://dandygoat.com/top-business-school-tells-all-how-we-produce-the-best-psychopathic-predators
Note: The World Health Organization has declared the Zika virus an international public health emergency and some four million people may be infected this year. Zika may cause brain damage and...
http://dandygoat.com/revealed-big-pharmas-big-plan-to-cash-in-on-zika
In 2013, Hillary Clinton gave three speeches to Goldman Sachs for the modest speaking fee of $675,000. Below is an excerpt from the never-before-released* transcripts of one of these speeches....
http://dandygoat.com/exclusive-excerpt-from-hillary-clintons-speech-to-goldman-sachs
Has anyone else noticed the sudden scarcity of Ugandan Purple (UP) chia seeds? If you can even find this elusive product it will cost you upwards of $350 for a 12-ounce bag. And just yesterd...
http://dandygoat.com/chia-cartel-delivers-some-babies-competitive-edge
NEW YORK — During a campaign speech in Manhattan on Tuesday, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders promised that if he’s elected in November, he will deal with the oversized influence of t...
http://dandygoat.com/sanders-promises-to-break-up-10-largest-banks-into-million-little-ones
While the most affluent residents of Beijing indulge in pricey bottles of imported Canadian mountain wind, most residents have few options to get relief from the heavy smog. Some buy plastic b...
SEATTLE — Following outrage over the coffee giant’s decision to supplant its annual Christmas-themed snowflake paper cups with diabolical red ones, Starbucks has admitted to advancing a plot ...
http://dandygoat.com/starbucks-ceo-admits-plot-to-lure-customers-into-satanism