Start To Crate

Hope your holidays are filled with loot!

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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015) StC: -2 (Introcrate Design Penalty) The latest entry in THE WITCHER series seems to have given fans something to crow about… but we here at STC are concerned ...

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GOAT SIMULATOR (2014) STC: 17.35 Intrepid Start To Crate submitter Nep used Twitter to supply this fractional rating, along with a screenshot of a capra aegagrus hircus artfully positioned by...

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SUPER MARIO BROS. (1985) STC: 1 From submitter Clement, we received this scientifically exhaustive (and wholly accurate) report on one of the most classic (and apparently criminally overrated) ...

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gamespite : > BOXXLE  > Thinking Rabbit/FCI > Game Boy, 1990  >  > Soukoban greeted the ’90s with a zestful embrace: On Game Boy, > wearing its baseball cap backwards...

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BIT.TRIP PRESENTS… RUNNER2: FUTURE LEGEND OF RHYTHM ALIEN (2013) STC: 0 BIT.TRIP PRESENTS… RUNNER2: FUTURE LEGEND OF RHYTHM ALIEN manages not only to provide a nearly impossible to not cut-...

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HALF-LIFE 3 (2014) STC: 0 When the founding fathers of Start to Crate research work on a project, you know they’re going to toy with audience expectations, but a surprise release with such a ...

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HOTLINE MIAMI (2012) STC: 17 Sometimes at the Start to Crate Chronographic Research Laboratory you start to get paranoid, and think, ‘they’re messing with us’.  The player is rewarded fo...

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HEARTHSTONE: HEROES OF WARCRAFT (2014) STC: 0 The introductory cinematic is about opening a magical crate of cards. If that doesn’t reassure you that you’re in for a mediocre Warcraft expe...

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Standard Crate & Standard Barrel Rope Barrel Long Crate Snow Barrel Temple Crate Lectern DARK SOULS REVISITED - A CRATEURE COMPENDIUM Though we here at Start to Crate have taken a l...

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CRUSADER KINGS II (2012) STC: 1 Looks like you can’t marry your way out of this one, Matilda of Tuscany!

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ANTICHAMBER (2013) STC: 1 Wait… I get it now… we’re IN the crate?

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THE STANLEY PARABLE (2013) STC: 0 Wait… I get it now… we ARE the crate?

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Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons (2013) STC: 61 Pulling a veritable Dark Souls on us, BROTHERS - A TALE OF TWO SONS (good on you for not putting a colon in there, Starbreeze) teases the StC resea...

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DISHONORED (2012) STC: 0 Despite the crate divide betwixt the Hardcore leetz and the Casual noobs, Dishonored hangs its head in defeat to both varieties of gamer by presenting its first crate (...

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X-COM: ENEMY UNKNOWN (2012) STC: 0 A tutorial.  In a warehouse.  Crates.  Barrels.  Space boxes.  Mysteriously tarped-over bundles (other crates).  Like one pallet in the whole place. T...

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FEZ (2012) STC: 0 Couldn’t leave well enough alone, eh FEZ?  A game about finding magical puzzle cubes, 6-sided multi-dimensional figures and a helpful prismatic companion, and you neverthel...

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Without a doubt any wooden box the player will root around in for goodies IS a crate, and all of the perfect scores that BIOSHOCK INFINITE (2013) has received are merely a result of the Video ...

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NEED FOR SPEED: MOST WANTED (2012) STC: -5 (INTROCRATE PENALTY) Criterion’s latest (and currently an Origin freebie if you plunked down for SimCity), NEED FOR SPEED: MOST WANTED, thumbs its n...

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Our recent Far Crate 3 entry has led to a dramatic dispute in the Start to Crate Ceremonial Staff Room vis-a-vis the appropriate StC score, perhaps necessitating a score in the negative numbers...

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