von Hottie: The Blog

AAAAAHHHHHHHH HERE WE GO #1989worldtourstlouis #haimwiththeband #haimhair #taylorswift @taylorswift @haimtheband

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True story: We sold the family silver so we could go to a Taylor Swift concert. (Don’t tell our brother.) ✨✨✨ Remember a few months ago when my sister and I went through the storage unit ...

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Hiiiii are you eatinggggg can I help with that make an airplane I’ll catch it yuuuuuummm yay I found your dirty gym clothes hiiiiii snuggle time how do I jump on here here we go here we go here...

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A million years ago, Kate, Khaliah & I were in the same writing class at Sarah Lawrence. @khaliah & I would have Kate over to our house for “writing buddy” meetings, which consisted of a lot ...

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Today I became a book auntie! It just so happened that I was in Park Slope at the exact moment when @kate.scelsa was going to see her new release, FANS OF THE IMPOSSIBLE LIFE, out in the wilds of...

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Today I started my first full read-through of my draft, and it took me 2 hours to work up the nerve to begin. Mainly because if I started it, I’d have to ✨do✨it, like I said I would DO it, ...

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Have you ever felt proud, as you were saying goodbye? Following the jazz band up the street, it was not just a funeral. It was a dirge for The Dove, certainly, a lament for over-commodification, ...

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The Dove is closing. Tomorrow.  When I heard the news that they were closing in just a few days, I had the odd feeling that I should stay away, like when you find out a friend is moving and yo...

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#gym birthday party with Buffin. This workout was themed “Princess Rescue Squad.” I can scale towers, pull down gates, race across moats, and tear down castle doors. If you’re a princess in...

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Offerings to myself in honor of tomorrow’s Beltane Birthday. I was going to buy myself expensive eye cream, but then I decided turning 35 is not the time to let the patriarchy wipe away the emb...

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#grownasswomen tip: act like you belong, and the forbidden “guests only” beach chair will be yours. Also, carry a romance novel, be in love with life. #howtobeagaw2015

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#grownasswomen! I was so busy getting it done I forgot to post the theme for April! Whoops! With less than a month to go before my birthday, I am going to #getitdone…OR ELSE! That means you pic...

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#FirstDraught was so fun tonight! And yeah, this is probably one of the best things I’ve ever said.

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Serving turban realness à la @elizabethtaylorplus & @kate.scelsa for the First Draught session tonight on building your author brand - even if you don’t have a book out! Details at firstdraugh...

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#grownasswomen unite! So excited to be joining the ladies of First Draught to talk about author branding, and how to build your brand even while building your first book. Join us LIVE tomorrow ni...

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Happy Easter from tiny rebel me! Break eggs AND glass ceilings! I’ve been going my own way, deconstructing sh*t and not wearing pants in public since 1980! #flawless #easter #grownasswomen #how...

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Took myself on an #artistdate to CINDERELLA. I was the only person in the movie theater with a tiara AND a notebook. Fairly tales are my church so I had to take notes in case the universe spoke t...

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I wasn’t kidding when I promised @juliakellywrites that I would bring pink paper to our #worlddomination & #writing date. Our top secret plans could not be photographed but our cover sheet & wi...

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How to dine alone on a #romancingtheself getaway: First, wear diamonds. Second, ask for a tour of the castle from the concierge. Third, sit at the centermost table so you can observe everyone in ...

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At Staples on a snowy Sunday because it’s load-in day for @littlelordnyc’s #bambifucker and this is #livingthedream. Theme for March #grownasswomen: This month we are riffing on #abundance wi...

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