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HAVE A GREAT WEEK-END.

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GAS PRICES THEN

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CAR PRICES AT ONE TIME.

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VERY UNIMPORTANT FACTS, PART 2 Good Clean Funny Lines TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. All 50 states are listed across th...

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NEW HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL WELL WORTH THE READ!!!! Listen to the young people, F-this, F-that, and it seems that no-one will step up and correct them, even with spouse and kids in tow! FINALL...

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KIDS EASTER FRIENDLY JOKES Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day! Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? It might crack up! What kind of beans neve...

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THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North DAKOTA. He shot a bird, but it fell into farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over t...

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IRISH MATING CALL Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called...

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GOD'S PLAN FOR AGING... Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things t...

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AND THEN IT IS WINTER This article is so befitting for all of us... take time to ponder... the last statement cannot be refuted:- You know time has a way of moving quickly and catching you u...

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WISE OLE SNOPPY

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NEED A CHUCKLE?? LOVE TEXTS A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All...

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MERRY CHRISTMAS I received this the other day, thought you might enjoy the thoughts Christmas Gift Suggestion To your enemy Forgiveness To your opponent Tolerance To your friend Your heart ...

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PHILOSOPHERS FROM THE PAST CENTURY Betsy Salkind Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. Jean Kerr The only reason they say 'Women and ...

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LUNCH WITH GIRLFRIENDS Recently I ate at a restaurant where a table of girlfriends of a certain age were having a wonderful time, and came home and wrote this. You may recognize somebody, mayb...

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KIDS IN CHURCH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him th...

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JEWISH COMEDIANS You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days: Shecky Greene, Red Buttons,Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman,...

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HIS NAME WAS BUBBA, HE WAS FROM MISSISSIPPI ... And he needed a loan. So... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan Officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to...

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MOVING TO NEVADA (received from my cousin) A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada . I heard th...

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AN IRISH PRIEST An Irish priest was transferred to SW Florida Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Englewood mission parish. He walked to the wi...

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THE WAR OF 1812 AT WALMART Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veteran cap to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I retired, trips...

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AND THEN IT IS WINTER I am not really ready for winter but it sneaks up on us all so fast, ready or not here it comes. AND THEN IT IS WINTER You know. . . Time has a way of moving quickly ...

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GOOD CLEAN LAUGH LINES Carry-On Explaining luggage regulations to passengers can be aggravating for flight attendants. One day a woman tried to board with an enormous bag. The lead flight ...

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NEVER FEAR Never fear your journey ahead, for as God has watched over you all your life and, in spite of your fears, has brought you through all the trials and sorrows of your life, so he wi...

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