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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (416): that’s like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald > eagle  >  > (Happy birthday, Jon!)

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good-janet : > 9 years (and counting!) worth of shipping fuel

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mrs-don-draper : > That is exactly how it happened.

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little-miss-punchline : > Stewbert text post meme (part 1)

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beeishappy : > me trying to get Jon Stewart to stay on TV

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textsfromtheanchordesk : > thenorthseasings > : >  >  >>  Since apparently ‘Fake News’ now means any news that the >>  fascists don’t like, I say we fight to recl...

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (574): LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (727): im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see > what happens

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (907): I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (865): I’ve found my spirit animal. I’m a Snapple bottle. If you > take my top off I’ll tell you a fact about science.

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (816): well one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (239): No way. Every time you have sex with him you’ll end up > staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.  >  > (…because the...

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (612): The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet > cement in the garage. What happened?

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (814): First rule of pills: If you can’t remember what it is, take > half.

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (440): WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS >  > (740): BECAUSE SCIENCE

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (403): Define ‘illegal’. Your idea of it and my idea are in > separate universes.

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dailyreportsfromlastnight : > (909): It must have been true love >  > (604): I don’t call true love eating a bag of doritos and then > going down on each other

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