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There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. “You gotta help me find my parrot!” The operator patiently replied, “We can’...
How do you tell the difference between an English Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? QUESTION: You’re on duty by yourself (don�...
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A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You are driving me cra...
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and were still smelling pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flower...
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good, either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. I’d e...
Dear Valued Customer: In accordance with company policy, we are pleased to inform you that you received merchandise with the same high quality standards afforded all our customers, and we feel yo...
Customer: “Excuse me, do you know where the thingamabobers are?” Employee: “Yea, by the whatchamacallits on aisle 6.” Customer: “Do you carry Ink Eradicators? All of the other places do...
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation has determined the following results on Corporate America’s recreational activities. The sport of choice for unemployed or jailed people is...