Dance, nails. Dance.

Best Cozy Joggers

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“99.9 percent of people lead boring lives. But every single one of them is trying to make some sense out of his or her existence, to find some meaning in the world, and therein lies the value a...

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If you’re one of the 10 people that read this blog (2 of which are my aunt & dog), then you’ve heard me talk endlessly about my writing project. The Memoir. In caps.  I’ve rewritten it...

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If you can guess what my Halloween costume is I’ll send you this broom when I’m done with it. DISCLAIMER: I probably won’t actually send you the broom. I’ll most likely end up ditching ...

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Flattered that fashion swap site Bib + Tuck featured me last week. I’m a fan of swapping clothes in general (actually wrote all about it years ago for Seventeen ), and discovered B + T while I...

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I just found this thing I wrote for BuzzFeed 2+ years ago as part of my edit test. I still think it’s hilarious. Read on: 1. I KNOW, BUT YOU DIDN’T SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER GUY. 2. ...

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Buy a flag of your choosing. Drape the flag around yourself ever so casually, as if to say, “Oh, this old thing?” Stare at the ground while holding the ends of the flag up, still keeping ...

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I want to talk about dancing. I used to be bad. Then I got good. But, now I think I’m bad again? Yoko Ono is not a bad dancer. Pre-teen years were spent holding up the slick walls of middle...

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For the second time in 6 weeks I am without credit card. Not because I lost it, but because my card was hacked.  It’s frustrating, sure. It’s a pain in the ass, of course. It’s excee...

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I’m all about disruptive inventions – I’ve been ob-sessed with “Shark Tank” lately (can we stop for a minute to talk about Mr. Beautiful Terrible?) – but here’s an idea I’m not re...

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You were dark and mysterious. No you weren’t. That was dumb. Why did I write that? You were soft and welcoming, like a first kiss.  You were everything I imagined a biscuit would be...

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It ain’t #RockCenterXMAS but it’ll do. (at Union Square Ice Skating Rink)

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                            Not pictured: 10 more pounds of sauce and cheese. Just what kind of hypocrite would I be if I didn’t follow up a post about being a bad ...

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I am baffled by people that can cook. Parents cook. Grandparents cook. My mother can cook. Scratch that. MY MOTHER CAN COOK ! Young adults throw crap into a tray – maybe – and leave it in t...

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I’ve always liked makeup. When I was 11, my then-best friend and I went to Merle Norman in the Santa Monica Place mall and bought a tube of who-knows-what color lipstick to share. Actually it w...

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I just read an article on Salon.com called The craziest OkCupid date ever. Not sure if it’s really the craziest OkCupid date EVER, but sure, let’s go with it. I’ll save you the time and ...

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What will they think of next, body-shaping underwear? Also, no one in Brazil even has cellulite. I studied abroad there. I saw it for myself. This is a fact. Also-also, this image doesn’t g...

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So here’s something I’ve never understood. Some people enjoy showering. I’m not talking about the occasional moment when you’ve just walked back to your oceanside hotel after spending a d...

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How much is this worth in Schrute Bucks?

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Now I pose like her.

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